CAPTION the boss man of the fire camp.

[frylock]

Dumbya is saying "This fellah's face over here looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.. heehee. Damn.. I kill myself sometimes, like when I told that reporter he had a face for radio. I don't know why nobody laughed at that. I mean, fuck em if they can't take a joke."

[Richardo]

1. "Get this - dude said CDF stood for "Chimpy Dumb F*ck. What's that mean?"

[imax2268]

2. Hah...

"Did you hear what he just asked me...he asked where's the money I promised for first responders, man are they gullable"...

(no offense to fire fighters out there!)

[onebigbadwulf]

3. "You expect me to talk to this liberal piece of sh*t?"

[BurtWorm]

4. "That sucker right there? Served in Nam for me!"

[commander bunnypants]

7. ooooooooooooo ouch ooooooooooooo

A DU classic was just written


BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


DDQM

[Richardo]

9. I concur - as we said in second grade: "What a BURN!"

Good one, Burt!

[Nailzberg]

5. You know who needs to lose his overtime?

This guy right here.

[skip fox]

6. W. just got done saying: "WOW. When we were kids, we'd play Naked Fireman

whenever our parents were away for the evening. We'd do the Sneaky Fire Hose bit then play Butt Ladder and Naughty Rescue. And these guys just invited me back to see their firehouse. Boy, I can't wait! Think I feel a fire comin' on, if you know what I mean. . . . Hot damn!"

[cosmicdot]

8. W: who cares what you think ... if anybody is taking a hike here ...

... it won't be me ... where the hell is Compton anyway?

[cosmicdot]

10. evening kick