CaliforniaPeggy
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:29 PM
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OK! All these * jokes have inspired me to post this one from a dear |
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friend of mine:
>Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing >surgeries they had performed. >One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist >lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later >he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." >One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms >and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won >a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." >The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a >cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into >a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was >the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United >States."
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:39 PM
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1. That's a good one! Thanks! n/t |
CaliforniaPeggy
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:42 PM
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3. You are so very welcome! I thought so as well... |
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Whew! I was beginning to think that everyone was too busy reading everybody else's threads to read and respond to my silly one...
:hi:
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:41 PM
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2. Nice one, CaliforniaPeggy |
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:hi:
Here is one from me.
Matcom is out on the golf course and hits an errant tee shot that flies to the neighboring fairway, hitting a lawyer, who is out for a round as well. Matcom hurries over to see that the bloke is alright:
Matcom: Are you OK?
Lawyer: I'm a lawyer, son, and that's going to cost you five thousand pounds.
Matcom: But I yelled "Fore!"
Lawyer: I'll take it.
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:44 PM
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4. That is also very funny...thanks for sharing! |
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We need to laugh in the worst way...
:hi:
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