MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:12 PM
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Poll question: Blue Pill or Red Pill? |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 01:13 PM by MrScorpio
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swimmernsecretsea
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:19 PM
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1. Yeah, well that sounds like a pretty good deal... |
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But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger...and you give me my phone call.
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MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:23 PM
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3. I've been watching you, Neo, and I want to meet you. |
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I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time. They're coming for you, Neo. And I'm not sure what they're going to do.
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:26 PM
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5. Holy s**t--that thing is REAL?!? nt |
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:32 PM
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7. I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. |
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It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I've realized that you are not actually mammals.
The life signs continue their chaotic patterns.
Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague. And we are... the cure.
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:22 PM
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MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:24 PM
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4. Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:29 PM
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6. What if I popped both of them at the same time? |
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What would that do to me?
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MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:34 PM
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8. You know, I know that this steak doesn't exist. |
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I know when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, do you know what I've realized?
Ignorance is bliss.
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:49 PM
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9. tastes like a bowl of snot...nt |
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:55 PM
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10. I'll take the red pill,stay in wonderland |
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And find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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