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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 03:17 PM
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How can a cat properly seduce a human?
My two kitties want to know how they can enslave the neighborhood.
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 03:18 PM
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1. purrr purrr purrr!
rubbbb rubbbb rubbb!
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theivoryqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 03:19 PM
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2. act uninterested and then
just as any human starts to pet you, move out of reach. Keep this up till everyone is trying to lure you inside with bowls of treats and cream.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 04:00 PM
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5. Yup...
Playing hard-to-get is a fine art.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 03:23 PM
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3. the whole ass in the face thing is NOT the way to go...
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piece sine Donating Member (931 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 03:50 PM
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4. act just like a dog...
be affectionate, interactive, fetch things....
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