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Wed Nov-05-03 04:52 PM
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Titles for Books You'll Never Write |
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Here's a title for a book I'll never write about gun nuts and the Second Amendment:
"The Uncivil Right"
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:55 PM
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1. Uncivil War: American politics from 1992 to the present |
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:55 PM
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The tales of passion, sex, lust, turmoil, espionage and yak grooming in a downtown DC hotel the night before a major protest. It'll be the book where I out all the secrets of that fateful night of drinking, carousing and sweet Virginia.
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:57 PM
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7. I thought you wrote "that fateful night of drinking, carousing and |
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sweet Viagra." I would buy that book!
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:56 PM
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"Trust Me, I Know What I'm Talking About" |
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A guide to women and dating, by Magic Rat
:)
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:57 PM
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5. Maybe you can convince Richard Mellon Scaife to bulk-order your book |
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like he does for Ann Coulter and Laura Ingram
:shrug:
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:56 PM
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3. "How I made a million dollars by posting on DU" |
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:57 PM
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4. George Bush : 2004 - The Landslide |
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:57 PM
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6. A Memoir: Ain't No Restrainin' Order Stronger Than Our Love |
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:58 PM
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8. Kleeb reflects on his many girlfriends |
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:58 PM
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9. "How to convert from being a Yankees fan to being a Sox fan" |
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I have a feeling I'm going to marry a Sox fan though.....:(
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:03 PM
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And you shall be saved!
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Wed Nov-05-03 04:59 PM
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10. Archetypal Lifeguard: Jungian Themes in the Works of Hasselhoff |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:01 PM
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11. The Wit and Wisdom of Joe Lieberman. |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:01 PM
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12. "Quit pretending you don't like it:" |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:03 PM
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15. Oh, that's a good one! |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:02 PM
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13. "Sexual Applications of Transmission Fluid" |
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Others:
"The Three Muskatards" "Implications of Magnetic Therapy on Design Tastes of Recovering Cokeheads"
Others that someone else will never write:
"More Credit Than He Deserved: The Bob Mayo Story", by Peter Frampton
A magazine I'll never publish: Postmodern Bride.
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:03 PM
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14. "Suicide Prevention Put Me on Hold, So I Hung Up" |
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I'm sorry about the gal's troubles, but that was an all-time classic line
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:05 PM
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17. Flightsuit Prancin': George W. Bush as "Commander-in-Chief" |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:05 PM
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18. Ronzo's Big Book of Guitar Licks |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:10 PM
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19. "Pissants and Pomeranians" |
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sort of a Ronald Firbank knockoff
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:11 PM
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20. Smiley's, Asses, Thongs and Internet Message Boards |
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Edited on Wed Nov-05-03 05:11 PM by matcom
An Autobiography
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:12 PM
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21. I Promise Not to Laugh During the Seance'. |
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I actually have about 10 chapters of this written. It's a "girl coming of age" novel. Got the idea from a sleep over my daughter was at, where they all had to sign a piece of paper with this as the header. I looked at it and said, "Hey, that'd make a great name for a book."
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:19 PM
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22. Reasons why I love Our Great Dictator President |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:27 PM
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23. "How to be a Non- Procrastinator" |
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Wed Nov-05-03 05:55 PM
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24. Matcomism and ZombyCoffee: The Evil Methodology of Liberal Brainwashing |
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Or "8 Years Of Unholy Terror On DU, How They Kept Me There, And How I Finally Escaped Their Gods"
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:37 PM
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i mean you really can NEVER "escape"
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:41 PM
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28. well, that was the fiction I was alluding to |
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Edited on Wed Nov-05-03 06:42 PM by Rabrrrrrr
That there will never be any escape.
I have accepted my position, and I am okay with it now.
I shall stay. I shall be good. I shall never speak out of line.
Hail Matcom! And please, more ZombyCoffee - I almost thought for myself, Lord Matcom, and that terrifies me. Please, do not force me to make decisions for myself. More ZombyCoffee! I love you for your sacrifice as you take care of us who are not smart enough to care for ourselves! Your love is infinite. This we know!
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:45 PM
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freedom is slavery love is hate
you must NEVER procreate!
*sing along if you like* :D
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:51 PM
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31. You have only but to command it, and I shall sing |
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Lead me, O Great One! Teach me more of liberal groupthink! brainwash me into the evil liberal anti-famliy agenda! I am an open vessel for your knowledge!
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:56 PM
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34. you shall sing like an angel or.............. |
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you shall visit "Room 101"
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:58 PM
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35. no! Not Room 101!! Don't punish me! |
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I'm sorry I make mistakes, I really try, but I know how horrible it is for you to deal with such ignorant people as myself and I bless you that you are so willing to scarfice yourself and your time to try to teach me! I shall sing like an angel for you, because you deserve it!
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:02 PM
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36. no need to be afraid of Room 101 |
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for you know nothing of it!
RIGHT? RIGHT?? RIGHT???
there IS no Room 101 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
unless of course, you are there
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:59 PM
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39. No, of course, I don't know about room 101. |
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Wed Nov-05-03 08:14 PM
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41. then why did you say you didn't want to go there? |
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if you don't KNOW about it, then you can't NOT want to visit right?
RIGHT?? RIGHT??
so let me fill you in....
Room 101 is a LOVELY place with soft music, gourmet foods, body massages, and strippers (both male and female)
NOW you want to "visit" don't you?
you KNOW you do!
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Wed Nov-05-03 10:04 PM
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42. Yes, I do want to visit. Naked. |
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Thank you Lord Matcom!
I shine your shoes! I sacrifice my spittle to feed your holy plants! I shake vigorously your cough medicine for you!
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:32 PM
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25. "There's a Special Place in Hell" |
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A saga about poorly engineered highway interchanges and the people who designed them.
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:40 PM
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:49 PM
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30. Reagan was NOT a Good President, Damnit! |
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:51 PM
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32. "Some Musings on Plato and Other Philosophical Lightweights" |
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Wed Nov-05-03 06:51 PM
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33. The State that I am in |
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oops...I actually wrote and published that. I don't know if I'd recommend the process to others though.
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:07 PM
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37. "Shattered Glass and Shattered Dreams: The Fatty Arbuckle Story" |
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It is about the career and life of Fatty Arbuckle. Including the scandalous event which ended his career and it's aftermath.
PM me for details!
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:09 PM
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A Life in Service of King Bush."
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Wed Nov-05-03 08:12 PM
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40. Curious George and the Electric Fence |
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