Albums that will never exist: Burl Ives, "Burl Freekz dat Booty"

[Character Assassin]

[DBoon]

1. "heartfelt tennessee bluegrass favorites"

by Ozzie Osbourne

[ZenLefty]

2. Calm like a Bomb: a Tribute to Rage Against the Machine

by Enya.

[Character Assassin]

3. "The Ronettes Play Medieval Agrarian History"

For all the Python fans out there.

[mr blur]

41. "Well it was written in the Village Rolls..."

"... that if a plough tem wants some oxen, and that oxen is lent..." (etc.)

[CanuckAmok]

43. Then the villiens and the townsmen got ta have the Lord's consent...

yessah!

[Character Assassin]

49. "Mongo! Untie Mr. Paslow!"...."But he's told us nothing!"

[slappypan]

4. "Bathhouse Annie"

Anne Coulter camps it up belting out sassy renditions of drag favorites like "You Make Me Feel Mighty Real" and "It's Raining Men."

[LynneSin]

5. Matcom, GOPisEvil, ZombyWoof and Will Pitt sing their favorite Love Songs

[Zomby Woof]

57. that's a lie!

Matcom DID touch me! :o

[progressiverealist]

6. John Ashcroft and Springsteen: The Eagle Soars Over Asbury Park

[slappypan]

7. "Arnold Schwarzenegger's Klezmer Party!"

feaaturing Woody Allen on clarinet.

[ulysses]

8. "Marilyn Manson: The Minstrel Years"

[Character Assassin]

9. "None But the Righteous: Gospel Greats with the Vivid Video Choir"

[BurtWorm]

10. How Great Thou Art: The Gospel Side of Insane Clown Posse

[LynneSin]

11. Duets III - Frank Sinatra and Sinead O'Conner

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

15. We Are the World II: Bono Leads the Bohemian Club Chorus

in a benefit for the impoverished people who are not the world.

[Character Assassin]

16. "Smooth Moods, Nice & Easy: The Vocal Stylings of Anton LeVay

[Nailzberg]

45. Reminds me of the Sinatra Group skit on SNL

Question Four, What's with the skinhead chick?

[Interrobang]

47. (grumble) Practically...

Or did you miss that ICP is actually quite devout? Violent J is actually a Nice Jewish Boy from Toronto.

How 'bout The Dead Kennedys Reunion (Live at Gilman St.), with JELLO BIAFRA (not that poseur from Nirvana) on front? That'd never happen...

[mitchum]

37. I would buy that!

would be even better than "Rockin' Erotica"

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. Oh man, I hope that's a DVD!

[mac56]

12. "Spandau Ballet: A 40-Year Retrospective"

[BurtWorm]

17. Too Sexy! Greatest Hit of Right Said Fred

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Ummmm....it's been done

I have a cassette on the car floor somewhere of I'm Too Sexy, original version, club version, extended remix, and Spanish.

[BurtWorm]

21. Have they no sense of decency, at long last?

[Character Assassin]

23. "Decency and Moral Rectitude for Young People" narrated by Bull Connor

[DBoon]

13. Oh Happy Day

By The Cure

[DBoon]

14. Oh Happy Day

By The Cure

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. I'm too sexy

By The Cure

[Nailzberg]

19. Charlie Daniels Band

"Live at the Bring Our Troops Home Benefit Concert"

[ZenLefty]

22. Moby Unplugged

:D

[DBoon]

25. Sorry this has been done

By John Cage:

http://www.azstarnet.com/~solo/4min33se.htm

[ZenLefty]

35. Ah, not the same thing though

I want to hear the sounds of Moby's fingers hitting keys on an unplugged keyboard. All the sounds would be like "clack-clack-clacka clacka clacka-clack". :D

[Parche]

24. albums

Toby Keith sings duet with the Dixie Chicks

[Nailzberg]

28. They could sing a parody of "Little Bit Country, Little Bit Rock n Roll"

We're a little bit liberal,

I'm a right-wing a-hole

We're a peaceful little country band,

And I'm a guns and God freakshow."


I think it has potential, a nice little ditty.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Celine Goes Classical: Schoenberg Lieder

[DBoon]

27. "Charles Ives Greatest Works"

By Iggy Pop

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. The Cast of Friends Performs Das Rheingold

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Orin Hatch pees his hymns with tuned vessels

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. LOL! Featuring "Just a Closer Walk with Pee"

and "How Great Thy Fart"

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. ROTFL!

Excellent!

[ProudGerman]

31. 2 Live Crew Tribute

by The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Man, what I would give to hear them sing "Face down, ass up".

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Eminem Sings the Best of Bach

Yikes! That would be scary!

[Rooktoven]

36. Marylin Manson--

An old fashioned gospel christmas

Barbra sings Bowie!

Randy Travis' Black Sabbath Tribute

Axl Rose's songs for tender moments

The Clash play Sousa

[mitchum]

38. "America's Sweetheart" Courtney Love

keeps getting pushed back...hmmm...

[Shakespeare]

39. Ted Nugent: a Tribute for PETA

Alternate title - "If it's furry, it's my friend"

[mr blur]

40. Eagles

"The Eagles Play Something Interesting, Intelligent and Vital"

[VOX]

42. "The Chieftans: Live at the Apollo"

:evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

44. Johnny Mathis: When a Child is Replicated.

n/t, thankfully.

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. Tipper Gore: A Tribute to Def Leppard

[Interrobang]

50. My fiance always wanted to ask her how many Black Sabbath albums she owned

...when she was a teenager. He used to be a reporter, and he wanted to interview her just to ask. Anyone out there who might ever get the chance, PLEASE ask! I want to know!

So:

Tipper Rocks! A Collection of the PMRC's Favourite Headbanging Classics!

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Yes, I'm still offended at what she did

Hypocritical &!%@$#&*$^@

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. Rush Limbaugh Harvard Lectures on True Freedom: Racial and Economic Parity

[WilliamPitt]

53. Gwar's Tribute to the Grateful Dead

[Character Assassin]

59. A Night at Red Rocks with The Butthole Surfers & The London Philharmonic

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton: The Collected Songs of David Allen Coe

[BurtWorm]

55. O Holy Night!: A Cat Steven's Christmas

Cat Stevens reads The Satanic Verses

Everything Is Beautiful: Cat Stevens Sings the Best of Ray Stevens

[OneBlueSky]

56. Eminen Sing the Best of Debbie Boone . . . n/t

.

[Zomby Woof]

58. Debbie Gibson: The Lost Heroin Tapes

n/t

[Elidor]

60. The Clash - Stairway to Zeppelin, the Greatest Hits interpreted by

Tom Waits - Watching Paint Dry - A Tribute to the Eagles

The Pros & Cons of Utter Crap - Roger Waters performs select works by Andrew Lloyd Webber ("...the piano lid comes down, and breaks his fucking fingers - It's a miracle...another miracle...")

Straight Outta Joisey - Buster Poindexter covers NWA.

[mac56]

61. "Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows":

Sinead O'Connor Sings The Lesley Gore Songbook

[Rabrrrrrr]

62. Songs from Holy Mass: Sinead O'Connor Sings to the Pope

You gave me that idea. Thanks!