Are you Cool or Uncool?

[LynneSin]

Seriously - look in the mirror and tell me which you are!!!!

[Brucey]

1. I used to be cool, now I'm

erudite.

[Robb]

2. Major cool, daddy-o

(snaps fingers)


edited to add:

"I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month! I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis!" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

[Kamika]

3. Im a mix

Im pretty uncool with normal people but with my fellow nerds i tend to be amongst the cooler ones.

[Wickerman]

4. My teenager says I'm an embarassment

so, I guess I have to go with uncool.
:shrug:

[TXlib]

36. Tell your teen you used to be cool

until you had to listen to him/her blather incessantly about how cool s/he is, and that bled all your coolness off.

[Wickerman]

57. good one

I have used similar tactics, but she is getting good at comebacks - thats the prob with being a smartass Dad, you wind up with smarter ass kids.

:hi:

[BlueJazz]

5. I'm cool...

...like ...ah...you know...Hip, Man....Neat-o....on top of things...
.....the cat's pajamas....with it...know the score...

[mac56]

6. Completely uncool -

unless it's cool not to care whether or not you're cool.

[Kamika]

20. no thats cool

I think

[arcane1]

21. it doesn't get any cooler than THAT

:toast:

[PurpHaze699]

7. I'm cool as hell.

I'm 215lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. Even men wanna touch themselves when they look at me.

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[arcane1]

10. judging by your other posts under this username

I'd say it's because you're an asshole

[Aristus]

9. I'm the uncoolest individual on the planet.

I used to try to be cool, but it was like a donkey trying to be an elephant. People began to like me a lot better when I stopped trying to be cool and was just myself.

[VelmaD]

11. How can you believe that...

uncool people don't go around paddling complete strangers while screaming at them in German. ;-)

[Aristus]

16. Well, I could be one of those people who is just

'effortlessly cool', whatever that is. ;-)

[Kellanved]

44. I agree in your case

However I know uncool people screaming at complete strangers in German regularly . The ones I've met during my physical examination even did a few things far more unpleasant than padding to me...

[DoNotRefill]

12. I'm me.

and frankly I don't give a sh*t what other people think about me. If they like me, fine and dandy. If they don't, they can kiss my large greasy... ummmm.....buttocks.

[HereSince1628]

13. Sizzlin'

yowza!

[blondeatlast]

14. Cool, IMHO.

Definitely have my own style. And I'm a Democrat.

[trogdor]

15. I'm anti-cool, man!

I tend to repel the opposite sex, too (sigh).

[Interrobang]

39. I'm anti-cool too.

In terms of style, if I were a literary character, I'd be Cayce Pollard from _Pattern Recognition_ (William Gibson). If I owned a Dremel tool, I'd be sitting here filing the logos off my jean buttons right now. :)

Actually, I'm so anti-cool, I'm usually about 6 months ahead of the trends. I pick something up, then everyone else discovers it, at which point I drop it and find something else. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Therefore, I voted "uncool." Just ask the Kool Kids at my high school, if you can get a time machine and go back 10 years! :)

[SOteric]

17. I'm so cool,

penguins mistake me for home. *preen*

[Plaid Adder]

18. Never been cool, ever.

I was born dorky, and have gradually grown to embrace my inner nerd.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[LynneSin]

19. YIKES The Uncool are ruling the Cool at DU

:shrug:

[TXlib]

22. I'm so cool, you could store meat in me.

[SOteric]

24. Uhmmm....

dude...?

[TXlib]

25. Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, SOteric!

It's a Zaphod Beeblebrox HHGttG quote.

Quit getting Freudian on me!

:P

[arcane1]

26. lol, I was thinking the same thing

SOteric and I need to remember where our towels are, apparently :silly:

[SOteric]

27. And you're SO sure it wasn't

gustatorial...?

[TXlib]

29. As opposed to Freudian?

I don't follow...

[SOteric]

31. Are you a vegetarian?

[TXlib]

32. Nope. Carnivore.

Plants are for pussies.
;)

[SOteric]

37. Well, there you go, then.

[TXlib]

38. So, you're a vegetarian, then?

[SOteric]

42. You're just a little

slow today, aren't you...

[TXlib]

54. Hey Baby, I'm _always_ slow.

In fact, I'm having a "fast" day today.

[Cat Atomic]

60. Ha! "I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis".

Love that book.

[TXlib]

23. I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.

[goobergunch]

47. Yes Zaphod. (n/t)

[patdem]

28. It's hard work being UN COOL...all you have to do to be cool is spout

a popular mantra whereas being UN COOL requires a mantra all your own?? I have been UN COOL since my teens...though I do admit I had a lapse at one time and entered the COOL world...man it felt icky...like you could not disagree with the COOLEST of the COOL...even when they were total idiots. I quite being COOL real quick. I never bought the latest fashions and I recall about 1960 putting on a LONG skirt (mid shin-minis were all the rage) and thinking how much I liked it.

I did do COOL things like quit wearing a bra during the 60's etc, but not because it was COOL, but because my back has always been fleshy and the bra always put an indentation in my back??? I hated bras from the time I was FORCED to wear one till I trashed mine in the 60's never to wear one again...except under very strict requirements (white blouse)

[Blue-Jay]

30. As I get older, my coolness has increased.

Considering where it started, there was no place to go but up. Of course, I could just be more delusional now than I used to be.

[Darranar]

33. Define "cool"...

I am almost certainly in the uncool collumn, though.

[CanuckAmok]

34. I'm like, four corners, baby!

As square as "Hi-Fi".

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. I can't answer...

I'm so uncool that I'm cool.

[JVS]

40. I've been called cool recently

I've also been called an unbelievable asshole.

I like to think that they were both right.

[thebeaglehaslanded]

41. I'm afraid I'm more like luke warm. It's been years since I was cool.

[MartinAmbroseForan]

43. funny

n/t

[goobergunch]

45. Uncool - and proud of it! (n/t)

[Exultant Democracy]

46. Funniest thread ever

for starters, anyone that post that they are cool on the internet.... (fill it in yourself)

[ProudGerman]

48. I'm a completely unabashed dork

That puts people at ease, which is necessary when you are intimidating in stature and are scary looking (I'll post a pic sometime).

I'm such a natural dork, I bring out the inner dork in people. Its a good thing, kids love dorks.

[karlschneider]

49. Whoa! No choice for "kewl"?

I am desiccated with mortification.
;-)

[soleft]

50. I'm so cool the tempurature just went down as I posted this

:scared:

[JanMichael]

51. Where's the "I don't freakin' KNOW!" choice?

Very un-cool.:silly:

How would I answer if only given the two choices...I just don't know. Sometimes I act like like a complete dork, other times pretty cool, I know it can't be 50/50 but it's awfully close.


Woof.

[LynneSin]

64. Baby either you are or you aren't

This is Yoda's rule of coolness. Cool or Cool you are not, there is no maybe

[SmileyBoy]

52. I am the "cool" version of uncool.

I may be a dork, but I display lots of confidence in myself, and also I'm not particularly ugly. The goatee helps me look a little more trendy. Well, at least before I shaved it off.;-) I'm like one of those uncool guys who you see and think, "well, he's not cool, but he's no less than most folks."

My voice makes me sound like a dork, mostly.

[supernova]

53. I am so cool

I don't worry about whether or not I'm cool.

[dweller]

55. if you have to ask...n/t

dp

[LincolnMcGrath]

56. Ice Cold Baby

Andre 3000

Alright now fellas,

(YEAH!)

Now what's cooler than bein' cool?

(ICE COLD!)

I can't hear ya'
I said what's cooler than bein' cool?

(ICE COLD!)

Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

[greendog]

58. 98.6 degrees

I don't plan to start cooling off for a few more decades.
:)

[Cat Atomic]

59. Hmm... not cool... but I might manage "funky".

I'm sort of a color-coordinated nerd with jewelery.

[Raenelle]

61. As a teen, young adult--very uncool, desperate and lonely.

Now, well, I'm torn between cool and who cares.

[grannylib]

62. I am the coolest mom on the planet!

At least, that is what I have raised my kids to believe...and ya know what??? They DO!! And one is 16!!!

[populistmom]

63. I don't know. Am I?

Everytime I think I'm cool, generally something knocks me down and makes me feel like a complete dork again.

[regularguy]

65. After a failed carrer as an urban hipster,

I'm now pretty cool for a suburban dad.

[Bucky]

66. Cool wins the popular vote...

but Uncool won in the elctoral college. God, that sucks.

[Swede]

67. I used to be with "it", but "it" changed.

Thanks grampa.