Squatch
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:38 PM
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After chopping Thai Dragon peppers, keep your fingers out of your nostrils.
That is all.
:grr:
I felt this smilie especially appropriate, since it looks as if the gentleman depicted has flames in his nose.
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:39 PM
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1. and don't decide to clean your contact lenses either |
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:39 PM
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:40 PM
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3. Or scratch your privies.... |
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:41 PM
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4. Or go to the bathroom.........yikes. |
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:41 PM
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Lo siento. :(
hehehehehe... have you rubbed any butter in there? I dunno if it works, but that's a funny thought. OK, maybe it's just me.
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:42 PM
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:44 PM
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8. Uh.. Do you have any solarcaine or something similar? |
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If not, you might get some... Fast.
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:46 PM
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I wonder if I can my wife to punch me in the gut while I'm drinking a glass of the stuff. Should make for a good sinus wash. I'm sure she'll be game.
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:47 PM
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:49 PM
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11. Last time I chopped hot peppers |
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I couldn't put my contacts in for a week without burning my eyeballs. That damn capsaicinoids wouldn't come off my fingers for days!
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:54 PM
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12. And with a name like "Thai Dragon" |
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you know you're in for an ass kicking.
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Wed Jul-20-05 04:56 PM
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13. Latex gloves are a chili pepper chopper's best friend. |
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Wed Jul-20-05 05:24 PM
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15. Keep your fingers out of my nostrils at all times. |
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