Somebody ask me a question.

[Nailzberg]

[Systematic Chaos]

1. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dog house?

:silly:

[Nailzberg]

2. 600

As in my six hundreth post!
Woo-Hoo!

But if you have a joke set-up, by all means, share it with us.

[Systematic Chaos]

7. Heh, nope.

The weirdness of the question itself was the joke. :)

[Nailzberg]

8. That's fine, I really don't have any answers anyway.

I was just trying to pass a milestone.
My 500th post was a post saying Woo-Hoo, my 500th post.
This is slightly more legit way of running the total up.

[DebJ]

3. What question?

[Wetzelbill]

4. How do I get a woman I want to dump her bf and go out with me?

[Nailzberg]

5. Deception, write a break-up letter from him and send it to her.

The trick is to make sure the letter is so rude she never calls him back to confirm.

Try this little poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage gets dumped
And so do you.

Bam, relationship over.
It can't hurt, well, hurt YOU that is.

[Nailzberg]

6. By the way, don't REALLY do that.

It's a really bad idea.

[Wetzelbill]

11. Jeezus, don't tempt me, I may end up doing something crazy

just to get her. I only have a month before I move away and maybe never see her again.

[Blue-Jay]

10. Dear baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU.

(thanks, Homer)

[fob]

9. Here goes. This is serious, this came up today and I haven't had

time to suss out the answer.

If I sum a column of numbers in an excel spreadsheet, some are to 2 decimal places to the right(ex 3665.69) but I have the default set to no decimals so it reads (ex 3666) and the end total is 339,406. In another program I enter the numbers as seen on the spreadsheet(ex 3666) and the total comes out 339,407. What is the amount the second total will be off from the original?

.99?

.50?

.51?

Other? Explain.

fob

[Nailzberg]

12. You should switch to Lotus

[Nailzberg]

13. Damn double posting