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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 09:46 AM
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He Brakes For Midgets
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0714051dui1.html
Sartorial statement from a Florida DUI arrestee

JULY 14--Since you usually can't anticipate an arrest for drunk driving, a motorist does not have the luxury of planning a wardrobe for the mug shot session. Floridian Jon Matteson, who last month pleaded no contest to a reckless driving count, knows all about that predicament. The 28-year-old was wearing a rather distinctive t-shirt when he posed for the below Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office mug shot following his December 2004 DUI arrest. We're sure Matteson was more appropriately attired in Circuit Court on June 1, when he was sentenced to a year's probation, fined $775, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service. (1 page)


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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 09:47 AM
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1. haaa
:rofl:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 09:54 AM
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2. ...
:rofl:
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 10:07 AM
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3. Florida
AGAIN. :rofl: What is it with Florida? Can some Sunshine State DUers explain?

On a second level, that is just soooooo creepy.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 10:09 AM
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4. OMG, how embarrassing. What a dumbass!
Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 10:09 AM by Shell Beau
:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 04:37 PM
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5. Kick for teh funney.
Or maybe a flamewar?

:kick:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 04:38 PM
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6. for both!
:bounce:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 04:39 PM
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7. You are so bad!
You're a bad boy!
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 04:40 PM
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8. Midget porn
is smokin hot.

Okay, I've never seen any.

And don't they prefer "Little People"?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-05 05:44 PM
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9. Yes, they do.
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