I have a sexy voice- what would you like me to say to you?

[Beware the Beast Man]

:shrug:

[redqueen]

1. Here's a winning lotto ticket!

[progmom]

2. beat me to it

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. OK, here goes, I hope it works:

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/4167252c_a559/bc/My+Documents/lotto.mp3?bfhh83CBCyglqTo6

[redqueen]

15. Waaaaaaah!

It's not working for me... page won't load. :(

If it works, I'm so buying you something awesomely sweet! :P

[Zuni]

3. hey, Zuni---I bought you a case of beer for the hell of it

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. You got it:

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/4167252c_a559/bc/My+Documents/zuni.mp3?bfhh83CBvUIC7Ezx

[Shell Beau]

4. Is it similar to Barry White?

[JimmyJazz]

14. It's not that deep, but it's still sexy.

Our computer tech sounds like Barry White, though. And he has a really nice tushy. Can I tell you how often my computer breaks down? I just don't know what keeps happening! :silly:

[Shell Beau]

16. Hmmm... I can't imagine either.

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

20. I'm sorry. I would have responded sooner, but my computer

broke again :crazy:

[Shell Beau]

21. That darned computer!

[northzax]

5. just this:

Change of election
Under regulations prescribed by the Secretary, a change of election with respect to itemized deductions for any taxable year may be made after the filing of the return for such year. If the spouse of the taxpayer filed a separate return for any taxable year corresponding to the taxable year of the taxpayer, the change shall not be allowed unless, in accordance with such regulations -

(A)
the spouse makes a change of election with respect to itemized deductions, for the taxable year covered in such separate return, consistent with the change of treatment sought by the taxpayer, and
(B)
the taxpayer and his spouse consent in writing to the assessment (within such period as may be agreed on with the Secretary) of any deficiency, to the extent attributable to such change of election, even though at the time of the filing of such consent the assessment of such deficiency would otherwise be prevented by the operation of any law or rule of law. This paragraph shall not apply if the tax liability of the taxpayer's spouse for the taxable year corresponding to the taxable year of the taxpayer has been compromised under section 7122.

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. mmm-kay:

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/4167252c_a559/bc/My+Documents/election.mp3?bf5q83CB5TYNSPoG

[Doctor_J]

8. "good-bye"

:-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Ahem:

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/4167252c_a559/bc/My+Documents/bye.mp3?bf5q83CBMwTgYHPE

[livetohike]

11. Here we go Steelers! and

Happy Birthday :-).

[JimmyJazz]

12. Can you read to me from "On the Road?"

[WI_DEM]

13. what's your order, mac?

[Coventina]

17. "Coventina, I've read your paper and it's BRILLIANT!"

"Don't change a thing, it's PERFECT!"


(I'm working on my qualifying paper over the summer, it's taking FOREVER! Of course, being on DU doesn't exactly speed it along!)
:-(

[RedCloud]

18. "I've decided to run away with your estranged wife forever..."

And don't forget the $1,000,000 reward for my John Hancock on the final papers.

PS. that "my" belongs to Red Cloud, not sexy voice man!

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. "Rich Corinthian Leather."

[Q3JR4]

22. Okay...

"Warm, pillowy flatbread filled with seasoned ground beef, crisp, shredded lettuce, a blend of three cheeses - cheddar, pepper jack and mozzarella and diced ripe tomatoes. "

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I am so hungry, I feel like Taco Bell. :9