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Thu Jul-21-05 01:53 PM
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| DU Trainers! Help! (re: height and weight) |
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My weight is perfect for me, but I'm far below my ideal height, which would be (let's see, carry the 7, divide by 3 . . .) 9 feet, 8 inches.
How can I get to my ideal height?
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Thu Jul-21-05 01:58 PM
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| 1. I've been hoping to grow a foot for about 17 years now |
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Thu Jul-21-05 01:59 PM
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| 2. don't you already have two? |
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who needs a third foot?
Okay, now I'm just being silly.
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:04 PM
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| 4. Well, I kinda do have a third leg |
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Does that count? :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:06 PM
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| 6. just don't trip over it! |
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that's always so embarassing.
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:03 PM
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| 3. I've been wanting to get to at least 50 ft in height |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 02:03 PM by terrya
Terrorize the city, that kind of thing.
:crazy:
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:04 PM
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| 5. have you tried taking a boat ride in South America? |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 02:05 PM by leftofthedial
Oh, wait! That was the *shrinking* man.
Never mind.
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:07 PM
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| 8. "The Amazing Colossal Man" got that after being exposed to a a-bomb test.. |
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I don't think I want to do that, thanks.
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:08 PM
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| 9. well, this would be a remake, right |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 02:09 PM by leftofthedial
so a plot change is in order.
how about exposure to excessive RW propaganda?
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:11 PM
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| 10. So that's why I'm short..... |
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Thu Jul-21-05 02:14 PM
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| 11. weird rays emanating from Faux News |
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in all the airports and bars and public waiting rooms and freeper homes . . .
slowly, inexorably shrinking Murkans everywhere, until our brains are the size of walnuts . . .
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