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Tue Jul-22-03 02:40 PM
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Post Your Favorite Risque Limericks Here (adult content) |
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Edited on Tue Jul-22-03 03:05 PM by CO Liberal
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In South Carolina And part of her anus in Dallas.
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Tue Jul-22-03 02:47 PM
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1. There once was a girl from Madras |
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Who had a magnificent ass. Not round and pink, as you might think, but grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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BrotherBuzz
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Tue Jul-22-03 02:51 PM
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2. Trots and Bonnie cartoonist |
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Edited on Tue Jul-22-03 02:53 PM by BrotherBuzz
From my favorite comic strip by Shary Flennikin from an old National Lampoon- When a young woman is asked by her boyfriend to "talk dirty", she comes up with this:
There was a fellow from Marblehead, Mass., Who had testicles made out of brass. When he clanged them together, he could play 'Stormy Weather', while lightning shot out of his ass.
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qb
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Tue Jul-22-03 02:51 PM
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3. There once was a girl from Eau Claire |
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Who was screwing a guy on the stair. The banister broke So she quickened her stroke And finished him off in midair.
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Tue Jul-22-03 02:54 PM
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There once was a pirate named Bates Who made his way 'round on skates He slipped on his cutlass and now he is nutless And pretty useless on dates.
Howzat?
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CO Liberal
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Tue Jul-22-03 03:08 PM
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5. An Ugly Old Maid Was Miss Schmidt |
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As ugly as two piles of shit. But her boyfriend was simple He adored every pimple And worshipped each wart on her tits.
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Tue Jul-22-03 03:15 PM
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There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt i could fuck it.
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Tue Jul-22-03 03:30 PM
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7. There was a young man from Cape Cod.... |
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Who dreampt he was buggered by God. But it wasn't Jehovah That turned the boy over- 'Twas Roger, the lodger, the dirty old codger, the bugger, the bastard, the sod!
(In college, we would perform it in unison)
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