Misunderestimator
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:17 PM
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Why do women always go for the "bad girls"... |
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x(
Because... I mean... here I am 43 years old... I've had many relationships and I finally figured out why they have all failed. Because women don't like nice girls like me.
I supported one through four years of college, I supported one for two years between careers, I paid all the rent in NYC when I was barely making ends meet for three years with one, I've bought them cars and clothes and fixed their plumbing and tiled their bathrooms... and Dammit... not one freaking word of gratitude. What IS it with women anyway?
:extreme :sarcasm: :
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:18 PM
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1. Damn, Mis, can I be your girlfriend? |
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:18 PM
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2. I know... I'm such a sucker... |
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:19 PM
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3. maybe your position is too clear |
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:20 PM
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:spray:
I believe you may have something there.
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:19 PM
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4. you can fix plumbing???? |
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:shoves progdad out of the way:
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:19 PM
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:57 PM
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12. Wow the misandrists are out in full force today |
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:05 PM
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18. I don't know you, so I'll just ask.... |
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...you didn't really mean to imply that I hate men, did you?
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:06 PM
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19. I sure hope that that was said with sarcasm. |
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:31 PM
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27. Did you actually READ my post? (eof) |
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:32 PM
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28. yes - and saw that you posted the same thing in some other threads |
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you said :sarcasm: but it seemed pretty sincere
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Thu Jul-21-05 09:36 PM
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33. What was it in my post that made you feel it was sincere? (eof) |
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Thu Jul-21-05 09:38 PM
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34. I see you're throwing this "misandrists" thing around elsewhere... |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 09:39 PM by Misunderestimator
It's amusing that you try to hide behind the sarcasm smilie... as if there is ANY reason to say what you said, other than out of sincerity. Sarcasm makes no sense, because it's not at all humorous.
Ok... well, it's not really amusing. More like annoying.
Edited to add... :sarcasm:
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:36 PM
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29. Why yes I did... maybe I need to emphasize the word HOPE |
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as in... "I sure HOPE you meant that as sarcasm."
I needed the clarification but it seemed to be an odd thing to call sarcasm. Smilie's can be used to double-talk.
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:21 PM
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7. Shit, my bathroom needs to be redone. |
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:22 PM
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9. See what I mean? You are all just users... |
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:21 PM
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8. I have always been a lesbian traped in a man's body..... |
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I'll be a nice girl for you......
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:22 PM
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But thanks for the offer ;)
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:27 PM
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11. Damn, there goes THAT fantasy.... |
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Thu Jul-21-05 04:59 PM
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13. You've got my sympathy, sister |
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I've been a gay man in a woman's body my whole life. If I could wave a magic wand and have us trade parts, I'd do it for you, honey.
Unless, of course, you were only kidding. Because I'm not, and that joke is really f'ing old.
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:08 PM
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20. I do enjoy the company of women more than men.... |
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Although I can fart and cuss with the boys,
Still........
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:15 PM
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21. Do you feel out of place in your male body? |
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Does it ever really get you down by the end of the day when you're constantly identified as he, him, that guy? Or when people expect you to be able to tell them how men think, and you don't know?
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:18 PM
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22. I'm comfortable in my body....... |
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It's just I don't always get the manly man stuff
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:30 PM
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26. OK, then you're probably not a lesbian in a man's body |
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Since lesbians are women, and all... ;-)
The "manly man" stuff is fake anyway. It's a role and a put-on. It doesn't make you any less of a man to be yourself. :hug: FWIW I think it makes you more of one.
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:49 PM
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32. perfect, i'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body..... |
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Fri Jul-22-05 11:15 AM
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51. Well then, let's get together and see if we can't |
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find a common ground.....
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:00 PM
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14. Holy shit! I could have negotiated for MORE!! |
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:03 PM
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16. No interest in guys AT ALL? |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 05:06 PM by GOPisEvil
Not even a little?
Crap. x(
I need help re-doing my bathrooms. :D
Edit - added an "s" - I have two bathrooms. :D
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:05 PM
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17. nothing to add, except... |
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:20 PM
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23. Can you fix cars too? |
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Hell, I'd make a play for you, except NSMA would surely kick my ass! :)
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:26 PM
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25. I can change tires, though I prefer squeezing a can of fix-a-flat instead |
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and paying some guy to do the dirty work... :D
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:21 PM
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:37 PM
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30. You're not behaving like a proper countess. |
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You should spend a little less time taking out the garbage and a little more time barking at them to buff your nails and twitter (another social stereotype I adore).
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Thu Jul-21-05 05:40 PM
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31. I know... I just never got the hang of that... |
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It could have worked magic!
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Thu Jul-21-05 09:40 PM
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:24 PM
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37. Edited... i am going to guess what you mean... |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 10:28 PM by Misunderestimator
That somehow you think I am "high in the pecking order" and wrote this thread in seriousness or something? Is that it? :shrug:
You DID know that this thread is making fun of all those "they hate me because I'm nice" threads, right? Right?
On third edit... In all seriousness I truly have no clue what you meant by posting that link.
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:34 PM
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40. I read the thread...responded to it |
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I still don't have any idea what he meant.
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:36 PM
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41. It would be ironic... at 43, it would be the first time in my life that I |
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have been accused of being popular! :rofl: I really must be misunderstanding it.
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:39 PM
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42. didn't someone once call you.... |
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Misunderstandimator? :rofl:
and psssssst...you are kind of a little bit popular on DU. but that's ok - we won't hold it against you.
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:45 PM
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perfect! :rofl:
:silly: I'm just popular with the nice girls... :D :blush:
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Fri Jul-22-05 12:00 AM
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49. Even though I saw you used the sarcasm word, I responded to your |
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topic as though it was serious that you had felt much put upon.
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Thu Jul-21-05 09:42 PM
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36. It's the Plague of Hate! |
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They're all INFECTED! :scared:
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:32 PM
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And we know we make exotic accesories, what with our dreadlocks and peircings.
C'mon, admit it. You are that shallow. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:33 PM
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39. LOL... I have been known to be that shallow... |
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many, many years ago... ;)
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:40 PM
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43. Same reason that men do. See #38. She's right. |
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:46 PM
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:thumbsup: Bad girls rock!! :bounce:
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:51 PM
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47. Especially black-haired waitresses with large, luminous |
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brown eyes that I wish she'd stop looking at me so frequently with, because, well, damn.
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Thu Jul-21-05 10:50 PM
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Bad girls make your mom's jaw drop, twice over ;)
Seriously, I posted about this on one of the other threads, before they exploded... I'll admit to having a weakness for 'bad boys', to some extent, but I didn't end up with one, and for good reason.
And yes, I know you're making fun of the other threads! :)
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Thu Jul-21-05 11:00 PM
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48. Ah, but I suspect there may be some of the "bad boy" in |
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the one you ended up with...you do know that it's the quiet ones you have to look out for, don't you?
Since you'll ask, being the good pal you are, everything's all fixed around here now.
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Fri Jul-22-05 07:48 AM
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50. Yeah, you're right.... |
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Just not 'bad boy' in the traditional sense, I guess ;)
Glad to hear things are better for you!
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