Breaking: worst air disaster in Aggies history

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NEWS FLASH! - Abilene, Texas-----West Texas' worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station. Texas search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. LOL!

That's clever.

[SPQR]

2. Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.......

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Old joke.

Heard it long ago, though in a different cemetery.

I think a worse disaster will happen to the Aggies next Saturday. They are playing University of Oklahoma, aren't they?

On edit: (for a sick friend)

BOOMER SOONER
(Fight Song)

Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, OK-U!

Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, OK-U!

I'm a Sooner born,
And a Sooner bred,
And when I die
I'll be Sooner dead!

Rah, Oklahoma! Rah, Oklahoma!
Rah, Oklahoma! OK-U!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. OK...

:puke:
Duckie

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9. I rest my case. Please note that I live in Chicago, and am a convert.

http://www.soonersports.com/SportSelect.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=300&KEY=&SPID=190&SPSID=2469

[GOPisEvil]

10. Sigh...it's goingto be a long day for the men of Kyle this weekend.

I think OU is going to extract pay back for last year.

:spank:

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. Do the Aggies have this kind of season? LOL.

Disclaimer: I have flown over Oklahoma.

http://www.soonersports.com/SportSelect.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=300&KEY=&SPID=190&SPSID=2469

[GOPisEvil]

14. Let it be said that I will not be watching the game.

I'd just get depressed watching my once-national-power team getting pummelled. So, I'll catch the score later, curse and move on.

Get your licks in now though - we'll be back.

[efhmc]

13. Hey, for my Aggie daughter in California, where is the TU game

this year?

[GOPisEvil]

15. Kyle Field!

I can't wait to kick the crap out of the over-rated tea-sips! :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. The game is being played in Norman.

Gaylord Family - Oklahoma Memorial Stadium at 11 a.m. on Saturday.

[GOPisEvil]

18. She asked about the shorthorn game, not the OU game

:-)

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20. Ah, whoever THEY are, LMAO.

[GOPisEvil]

21. The university of texas

:puke:

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22. Oh, them.

OU made short work of them.

[GOPisEvil]

23. And I laughed at their plight...

...knowing full well that our ass-whupping is upcoming. :D

[greatauntoftriplets]

24. Hey, I went to Northwestern...

..have to back a winner now and then. Of course, if NU was a bowl contender this year.....

[GOPisEvil]

25. I like when teams like Northwestern succeed

It's fun to see the excitement of the fans and alumni.

Oh well, I'm off to bed to dream of another upset of biblical proportions. :nopity:

[judgegina]

26. Do you know...

why Texas doesn't slide off into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Oklahoma sucks!

[GOPisEvil]

4. Uh huh...think because you're on a Democratic board there are no Aggies...

...I see how you are.

;-)

[xJlM]

5. Been years since I heard a good Aggie joke

Back when I worked in Texas, in the early eighties, I noticed the Port-A-Can was always labeled "Aggie Disco".

[bluestateguy]

6. Hmmmm

Aggie jokes aren't as big of a thing anymore in Austin. OU Sooner jokes are more popular now, but I won't do it. Oklahoma took good care of our Texas Democrats when they departed for Ardmore.

[jus_the_facts]

7. LOL.....another one if memory serves.....

....went something like this...

Why did the Aggies refuse to play Texas Tech in football...because they had TT on their jerseys!! :D

[VelmaD]

11. I think someone is confused...

about the geography of Texas. College Station is in East Texas and it ain't nowhere near Abilene. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

16. LOL! I didn't even notice that!

I reeley r un agee. :dunce:

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27. Gotta admit

I didn't write it. My knowledge of Texas stops at the Dallas city limits, excepting a little town called Silsbee near the Big Thicket. I just thought the joke was hilarious. And my dad hated the Aggies with a passion, so it's genetic.

[FDRrocks]

19. Lol...

I thought it was serious for a second. Like I thought they (2 people) really went down in a rather small but populated graveyard. Then after seeing it mentioned as a joke I reread and I missed the word "digging." lol