All cool, elite DU'ers check in here.

[Writer]

You know who you are... ;)

[biscodawg]

1. Damn Skippy

:D

[Writer]

2. And you're cool because of

your baddass Legolas draw-ring, right?

[biscodawg]

3. if you have to ask, you'll never know

B-)

[Writer]

4. I think that deserves a big :-O

:o Oh my my my!

[biscodawg]

5. im just grouchy

cuz im now in the 700 club. :hi:

[Writer]

17. The 700 club, eh?

Not bad. Before you know it, you'll be a member! ;)

[soulcore]

6. i claim leet' lurker status. that is all.

[Writer]

8. I admire your modesty.

It's nice to see that once in a while in the Lounge.

[mike_c]

7. you wish....

:hi:

[soulcore]

9. i think i forgot the

:sarcasm:

[Writer]

13. I wish?

No, my friend, it seems that YOU wish to be part of the cool, elite DU'er group. For it takes so, so much time, spreading thighs and eye strain to be a member.

I have yet to run the gauntlet. For too much activity in the real world keeps me from doing so.

How about you?

[mike_c]

20. I think I neglected the :sarcasm: smilie too....

:shrug:

[Writer]

39. I know.

;)

[Misunderestimator]

37. Whoa... Spreading thighs!!

:rofl:

What are you drinking?

[Writer]

40. Yar har, baby!

It's either physics or physique. You be the judge. ;)

[Misunderestimator]

53. Makes no sense to me... pretend you're talking to a five year old..

and tell me again? :shrug:

[Writer]

68. Sec-re-ta-ry's

S-p-r-e-a-d

[Misunderestimator]

71. Oh boy... let me see... are you saying something derogatory about

secretaries... like insinuating that they spread their legs or something...? I am sooooooooo confused... but I think that should make you content, since it's obviously your intention.

[Writer]

75. Okay - the scientific approach

You know those long, sinewy legs you have? You know when you sit down and suddenly they look like flattened pillows? Too much typing sometimes makes it permanent. It's called secretary's spread. The chukis gets it, too.

[Misunderestimator]

76. Weird... just weird.

[johnnie]

10. I'm right here

:hi:

[Writer]

15. Well, hello, Johnnie!

Welcome.

[johnnie]

18. Hello Writer

Thank you. How are ya doin?

[Writer]

41. Wicked good, sir. Wicked good.

Staying cool in this oppressive Northern Colorado (eh?) heat.

Working on my Master's.

Getting together with pals.

Generally feeling good.

[ulysses]

11. eh.

I've been here for four years this month. I've moderated for three terms. I'm closing in on 20k posts.

None of this means shit. There are no elite DUers.

[Writer]

14. What?

There ARE elite DU'ers! They're the ones who spend night and day slaving away, spreading good cheer to fellow DU'ers who also are slaving night and day.

May their names be bronze-embossed and mounted for all to see.

[ulysses]

59. ok, Roni is the elite.

She's it, though.

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. Uly....

you are da man!

[ulysses]

60. there are many

of all genders, including you dear one. :)

[havocmom]

36. are there stinky feet DUers?

somebody get me a keeling over and fainting smiley

[ulysses]

61. I've heard it told.

I wouldn't know, though.

[RPM]

12. whoops

wrong thread...

nevermind

[Writer]

16. Ohhh. The wet-blanket, gamma-listed DU'ers check in over there...

Sorry.

[matcom]

19. Mrs Matcom told me I was getting fat

she is SUCH the misogynist :crazy:

[yvr girl]

22. Did you tell her there is more of you to love?

Or that if she would do some of the cooking, you would lose weight?

(Number 2 might land you on the couch.)

[matcom]

23. and risk having to wash a DISH?

fuck no!

;)

[yvr girl]

24. You didn't buy her a dishwasher

as a romantic gesture? Valentine's Day or something?

[matcom]

25. our wedding night

brand new Kenmore

and you say i don't love her :eyes:

[yvr girl]

28. If only she hadn't nabbed you so soon.

How will I ever find a King of Romance like you? :cry:

I'm in utter despair!

[matcom]

31. here is a tip honey

get the "whites" done

you will be surprised

[yvr girl]

33. Laundry?

That's the secret?

[Misunderestimator]

32. No, no, no, that's a misandrist....

it's been a rather popular term this week.... :hi:

[Writer]

42. I need to tell you a story about a friendly neighborhood

misogynist that I know. It will make you say...

waaaaaaah?

[SarahB]

21. I don't know.

The same very people around here think I'm great one day. Not great the next. Then who the f*ck knows?

I'm just my normal, dull self living my life spouting out various opinions like I always do (in part from my life's experiences). I don't much care anymore what anyone else thinks. Love me. Hate me. Whatever. I'm just trying to survive and get ahead in a constantly uphill battle in every sense of the word.

[Writer]

43. SarahBelle, I feel your pain.

Coolness seems to flow with the tide here in the Lounge. And if you bother risking a few posts in GD then the same applies ten-fold.

But you got the right 'tude it seems. Stay cool.

[wovenpaint]

27. I think I'm one

of the coolest, elite threadkillers here.:hi:

Watch out! :yoiks:

[Writer]

44. A threadkiller, eh?

Well, then I'm Debbie Downer! YAR-HAR!

[rbnyc]

29. Well, it goes without saying...

...and you can't even blame me.

B)

[Writer]

45. I DO blame you! It's all your fault!

Because you're cool TO A FAULT. ;)

[Misunderestimator]

30. What's your definition of cool and elite, Writer?

I'm not quite sure I understand what you mean.

[Writer]

46. I dunno... take it any way you wish.

You're here, aren't you? ;)

[Misunderestimator]

55. And so are you... you are replying to this thread more than I...

does that mean that you are cooler?


:smoke:

[Writer]

69. I am not cool at all. In fact, I'm anti-cool.

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[Misunderestimator]

72. So, then, why did you start the thread?

[Writer]

74. Because I'm just swazzy that way, okay?

Just wanted to pass the day with a big "hey," okay?

[auntAgonist]

34. who needs to be cool or elite

If I have to be cool or elite to fit in .. count me out.

[Writer]

47. Hehe...

I think you've hit upon the subtext here ;)

[Bok_Tukalo]

35. Yes? Is there something you wanted?

<ope>

[Writer]

49. Yes. I want a large pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni.

Make it a thin crust.

(snaps fingers)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. Now then; I just posted in the weird and geeky thread!

I'm going to see if anyone challenges me as I post in this cool, elitest thread!

Here goes nothing....*sneaks in, looking around furtively...*

[Writer]

50. *Smacks CAPeg on the chukis*

That should teach you! ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

65. HaHa...I already know about cool elitism!

And what, pray tell, is a "chukis"? Hmmmm?

:hide:

[Writer]

73. That roundy boundy area beneath you!

Bouncy flouncy and full of fun!

[bridgit]

48. well then, lemme just sidle in here & pick up the vibe...

:toast:

[Writer]

51. Oh man. You got the mojo, don't you?

Our vibe is legit and smooth like butter. Take a pat and spread it.

[bridgit]

52. yummy in the tummy & too legit to quit...

:hippie:

[Champ]

54. What's up?

:smoke:

[FuzzySlippers]

56. Oops.....what am I doing here?

Must have taken a wrong turn.:think: I'll go now.

[Floogeldy]

57. When you're "cool" and "elite," you don't have to say you are.

So I'm staying out of this fuckin' thread.

:D

[truthwatch]

58. ¿Qué pasa?

This post is going nowhere fast.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

66. Hi there, truthwatch!

WELCOME TO DU! Hope you have lots of fun in our crazy, mostly happy little village!

:hi:

[LastKnight]

62. just a lukewarm member of the proletariat

dont mind me.

[progmom]

63. i'm just a wanna be

i follow the cool kids around

[kodi]

64. screw your stinking little membership rules, i'm crashing this party

[BamaLefty]

67. Damn Right

BamaLefty reporting. ;)

[spacelady]

70. Here I am, the one you were all waiting for, right?

Hmmmm, the silence is deafening. Defining?


*crickets* ....I'm NOT cool, really, just twistin' in the wind.

[XemaSab]

77. Showing up for the party

fashionably late...

[In_The_Wind]

78. check

*shaking head* or at least that's what Miss Sugar has been telling me since Friday night