An 18th birthday celebration for the incomparable JohnKleeb!!!

[Rhiannon12866]

All of DU is invited!!!




Grab a party hat!!!


A couple of noisemakers!!!


Help yourself to ice cream and cake!!!




Get in line for the pony rides!!!




And don't forget to enjoy the antics of the funny, funny clown!!!


Kick off your shoes and enjoy the music!!!




Join John's nearest and dearest friends!!!


In wishing him an unforgettable birthday and the best celebration ever!!!




AND MANY MORE!!!! SPEECH!!!

[Nevernose]

1. I had something far different in mind at "pony rides"

Happy Birthday, though!

[TroubleMan]

2. Happy birthday, Kleeb

nt.

[faithnotgreed]

3. speech speech

happy birthday kleeb

and best wishes to your orioles (as long as they dont overtake my red sox but do throttle the yankees)

[xmas74]

4. Happy Birthday Kleeb!

Let me know when you're 21 and I'll buy some shots.

[faithnotgreed]

5. self delete

[faithnotgreed]

6. everything was so uh colorful - and then that clown

yikes

but quite a nice birthday montage nonetheless

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

7. Happy Birthday Kleeb !

I hope you have a good one !

[Heidi]

8. Happy birthday, Kleeb!

Here, have some sugar lips!

[saracat]

9. Happy Birthday Kleeb! You are the greatest!!

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Kleeb is no longer jailbait ladies

Have a good one Kleeb!

[Elidor]

11. Happy birthday to our special little man!

Hehe.

[sandnsea]

12. Happy Birthday Ya' Old Fart

Haha, you'll always be sweet little John Kleeb to me. :loveya:

Have a great day!

[opihimoimoi]

13. Happy B Day guy... sending FISH LOBSTERS and POI

[roguevalley]

14. I can't remember when I had so much fun. Boy, this youngin' in a

youngin'. Looks good on a pony too. ;)

[In_The_Wind]

15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN !

[Wetzelbill]

16. Happy Birthday John!

I always respected you, buddy, and you got a lot of class and all sorts of stuff.

[peacefreak]

17. Happy, Happy Birthday Baaayyyyybbbeeeeee

(Elvis singin' in the corner)...You rock, kiddo. Just remember that although you may be an adult, that does not mean you have to be mature. L&K--P

[JohnKleeb]

18. Theres a party?

[Champ]

25. Happy Birthday

:party:

[KG]

19. pony rides! now that's a party!

watch out world, Kleeb is now street legal! :wow:

[matcom]

20. that pony scares me! i read about this guy, on a farm.........

:scared:

:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KLEEB!

[GOPisEvil]

21. Happy Birthday, John!

:party:

[SarahB]

22. Happy Birthday, Kleeb!

:toast: :bounce: :party: :party: :silly: :grouphug: :pals: :headbang:

[VelmaD]

23. Happy Kleebin' Birthday, John!

:bounce: :party: :beer: (non-alcoholic of course) :yourock:

[Sugar Smack]

24. Happy Bithday, John Kleeb!

Help yourself to a great time today.

[Misunderestimator]

26. Woot!! Happy 18th Kleebster!

:bounce: :loveya: :party: :toast:

[asthmaticeog]

27. Hey man, happy birthday.

You're one of the good guys, Kleeb, so enjoy your freedom, and go forth and kick some real-world ass! :toast:

[gmoney]

28. Happy Kleeb Week!

Hope it's a great day/week/month/year, John!

[GalleryGod]

29. Well done, Kleeb ! You got there.

Had to hustle-on-down to the dreaded Local Draft Board in my day!
Not fun. Not much merriment.
You have a great week, John.

[indigo32]

30. Hip Hip Hooray

:party: :bounce: :party: :bounce:

[NNadir]

31. The kid gets to vote.

It's a damn shame that he lives in a time where his vote is not likely to be counted.

[mvd]

32. A happy 18th to you, John!

Have your best yet! :party:

Hope those Orioles give you a birthday win today.

[Telly Savalas]

33. Happy Birthday, Kleeb!

:toast:

[nuxvomica]

34. Happy Birthday, Kleeb!

:party: (Gosh this smilie seems so inadequate.)

[bettyellen]

35. *gets in line for pony ride*

:D

happy happy birthday

w/ love from from your big sistah

:* :hug:

[flamingyouth]

36. Happy Birthday!

Hope you have a great day! :party:

[MissB]

37. Happy Birthday!

:bounce:

:party:

[sundog]

38. woohoo kleeb

:bounce:

:party:

:toast:

[jpgray]

39. Happy 18th!!!

Just remember it's not a real party if it doesn't burn when you pee the next day.

:silly:

[auntAgonist]

40. Wishing you a very happy birthday

with many years of good health, success in whatever you choose to do and much love from everyone you meet along the way!!


18, so young!

:)

[livetohike]

41. Happy 18th birthday John!

Have a great celebration!!

:party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast:

[UrbScotty]

42. ORIOLES SUCK!

:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

43. That's some party!

Kleeb, man... I didn't get pony rides on my 18th birthday! LUCKY BASTARD.

[name not needed]

45. That's because you scare the ponies

:7

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

47. Hey...

Ever heard the saying "you look like a horses' ass"... do you think it would work with ponies?

:D

[name not needed]

48. You look like a pony's ass?

I Guess it would :shrug:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

49. okay

You look like a pony's ass, no wonder I had to scare the ponies off!

:evilgrin:

[name not needed]

51. HOW DARE YOU

I am NOT a pony's ass! You have underestimated my asshole-ishness!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

52. Okay, okay

A grizzly bear's ass?

[name not needed]

53. I'm afraid to ask

how the hell you know what a grizzly bear's ass looks like.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

54. I live in the Adirondacks

AND I RASSLE WIT BEARS 4 UH LIVIN

[name not needed]

56. I'm not sure how the other people in your dorm

would react to your wrestling dangerous animals. Although Lacoste Stalker Boy might get a kick out of it.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

57. Hmm

I have a plan for Lacoste Stalker Boy. I think the first time I meet him, I'll slather mud all over my face and wear a toga made out of burlap. Then I'll tell him I want to be in his popular club!

[name not needed]

60. Alright, but don't be suprised when he sees you and yells

"ME WANT SNU-SNU" :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

61. SNU-SNU?

:scared:

[JohnKleeb]

62. what in the fuck is SNU?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

63. IT's code for

S.E.X.

shhh there are little ones present!

[JohnKleeb]

64. Ahh lovely

yeah certain little ones whose names begin with C, correct?

[name not needed]

66. You're just jealous

Cause you suck with your hands, instead of your mouth. :P

[JohnKleeb]

67. Yeah make fun of my virginness

Reaaaaaaaaaaal mature.

[Rhiannon12866]

77. Nobody has any right to make fun of you for anything, John.

You are #1 on DU and I think the response to this thread proves it. We're still waiting for the speech, but you can postpone it until 21, if you'd rather. But, by then, we'll expect one.:D

[RetroLounge]

44. Kleeb is 18!!!!

Hookers and Beer!





RL

[Cathyclysmic]

46. Happy Birthday to a DU legend!

congrats from me and the Beastman

[progmom]

50. Happy birthday, John.

:loveya:
You are such an impressive person. I look forward to watching your future unfold with you. :hug:

[proud2BlibKansan]

55. Happy Birthday Kleeb!

Have a great day :)
:woohoo: :yourock: :kick:

[WCGreen]

58. Look at all those babes....

(Sorry Progmom)

Now listen, John, it's time we had a chat about what it means to be a man.......

[Debbi801]

59. Happy Birthday!!

:party: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :party:

[BlondieK143]

65. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!

:loveya: Hope it's was an excellent one!

[CBHagman]

68. Blow out the candles on your blue state cake.

And don't forget to wish for something really, really good. But don't tell anybody or it won't come true. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

69. Welcome to VOTING AGE, Kleeb!

:toast: :party: Happy birthday! :bounce: You're old enough to vote! :bounce: :party: So in the next election you can help kick the bums out!

Tucker

[Lydia Leftcoast]

70. Congratulations, John Kleeb!

We've watched you grow up on line!


:woohoo:

:party:

[no name no slogan]

71. Congrats KLEEEEEEB!!!!!!!

Now you're legal! Just remember that :P

[JohnKleeb]

72. Wow thanks everyone

Anyhow I had a great dinner.

[lumberingbear]

73. Happy B-day Mr. Kleeb!

Enjoy!!!

[Rhiannon12866]

74. I hope it was a great one, my friend!!!

I just hope that you had a great day, because you sure deserve it! Here's to one of DU's finest on his special day!!! May you accomplish all that you wish for and more!! Thanks for your friendship, your informed voice and all the intelligence and Irish charm that you bring to everything you do!!! See you at the polls! We sure can use you!

:toast::party::bounce::yourock::woohoo::applause::toast::party::bounce::yourock::woohoo::applause::toast::party::bounce::yourock::woohoo::applause::patriot::kick::kick::kick:



Rhi:hi::pals:

[RandomKoolzip]

75. Scrappy Burfday, squirt!

[Aristus]

76. Happy Birthday, Johnny!

You the Man now, dog!

:bounce::bounce::party::toast::party::bounce::bounce: