My Top 5 lines for hitting on the girl in my Arab-Israeli Conflict......

[Wetzelbill]

class who always wears a red sweatshirt.

1. Um....uh....Red is a really good color for you. (She says "Awwww" and starts gushing. I decide to quit while I was ahead and walked away. Yeah....smooth.)

2. I wouldn't mind doing to you what the IDF has been doing to the Palestinians for the last 50 years.

3.You should be a suicide bomber, because you just blew me away.

4. Hey, Little Red Riding Hood. I'm the big, bad wolf.

5. Do you want to have sex right now or wait for the cease fire?

Wow, these are awful. The first one was real anyway. And it doesn't get a whole lot better than that usually either.

I haven't slept all night and I have class in 45 minutes. I better be on my game or I'll have to resort to a few other fall back options.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Just be yourself.

Notice what she says, and remark about them to her. Show you've paid attention to more than how she looks.

[Frangible]

2. The old standby... "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Or you could just ask her to lunch...

[wtmusic]

3. 'You're the destination on MY road map'

Yuck.

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. hey baby

If you do a Gaza strip I'll show you the Golan Heights.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

5. *snarf*

That's funny stuff! :D

[WoodrowFan]

6. suggestion

If I blew myself up as a martyr and found myself in heaven I'd want ALL of my virgins to be you!

[Wetzelbill]

7. Oh lord, these are all gold

[WoodrowFan]

8. more

Want to play UN inspector? It looks like you're smuggling some lethal weapons under that sweatshirt.


I'd like to build an illegal settlement on you because God told me to.

The UN Security Council just passed a resolution saying you have to go to dinner with me!

[brainshrub]

9. If Rachel Corrie looked like you, they wouldn't have run over her.

(I'm going to be spending a week in purgatory for that remark.)

[WoodrowFan]

10. Just as bad (bad taste warning)

Those sucide bombers are blowing themselves up because they know they'll never be able to see how your hair shines in the moonlight.

[Champion Jack]

11. Brainshrub, something about your sig picture

really sets my firewall off.
It asks if I want to allow it to act as a server.

[brainshrub]

12. What????????

I've been having problems with my server all morning. It should be a link to my website...but why should it be doing that?

Is anyone else experiencing this? PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. another one

"If I said you had a beautiful body under that dynamite belt, would you hold it against me?

[brainshrub]

14. I'd go to a barmitzva in a Mosque if I knew you would be there.

[Character Assassin]

15. Personally, I'm sick of this whole Fukien Province

Oh, wait, that's the History of China class.

Never mind.

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Oh, I misread the title as

"hitting the girl in my Arab-Israeli conflict class." I thought, "That must be one contentious class!"