The Bluez Brother of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. I know Karl said 'After the speech, you get straight off!' But I just know that if I started playing this little ol' nose flute I just happen to have here in my pocket, that everybody will love it and they'll have me on Leno, then my poll numbers will go way, way up. . . . Hell, yeah. . . . Karl's gonna be proud of me in the end. Maybe he'll even stop slapping me. . . . Hmmm. . . Wow! . . . Let's do it!"

[tnlefty]

1. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....look at me...I'm the one

doin' the wavin' dammit!

[cosmicdot]

2. after hypnotizing the slackers and performing other visionary acts

of marketing deception involving deconstructive theory and other advanced techniques ... sWengali says: nothing up my sleeve, endowment down my pants ... and vanishes in the dark ...

[Nailzberg]

3. "The 10 o'clock show is completely different than the 7 o'clock"

"Thank you, see you next time around. Don't tip your waitress, she's probably been milking the welfare system anyway."

[skip fox]

4. sweet

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

7. yes - very nice

[Braden]

5. "hi, thank you, thank you, thanks for coming

oh what the hell one more wave. Its going to take a while to get around Aretha's dress anyway."

[Guaranteed]

6. *stiffarm*

"Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck! Wise guy, eh??"

[CanuckAmok]

8. Can't talk now...I'm scheduled to appear in Special Agent Cooper's dream.

n/t

[cosmicdot]

9. dusk kick

[cosmicdot]

10. the tarantula crawls around its web