lysergik
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Thu Nov-06-03 01:58 PM
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Got this joke via email, had to pass it on.. "Up in Flames" |
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A lobbyist, driving on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked the officer..."What's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire . . . . He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq . . . or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida . . . or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends . . . . The press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference . . . . So, we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asked, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replied, "About 14 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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arcane1
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Thu Nov-06-03 02:24 PM
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1. lol.... but what is this about Campbell Brown |
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and who is that, anyway? :shrug:
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NewGuy
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Thu Nov-06-03 02:25 PM
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2. 4th time this week this has been posted here |
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Also this joke is older than I am. It has been used with diferent political figures starring in the lead role since cars were invented.
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Thu Apr 25th 2024, 04:09 AM
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