Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (MST3K) of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

Greenspan: Jobs schmobs ... put a quarter of a million in me and I'll tell you anything you want to hear ... same thing goes for my wife Andrea Mitchell ... actually, she'll go cheaper ... I would have showed up in person, but I thought you would throw rotten tomatoes at me ... what am I suppose to be doing for my big fat salary anyway? ... tap dance?? ... a monkey could come out here and speak out of both sides of its mouth and whistle elsewhere ... jobs maybe, deficit bad ... whatever ... as if it's all my fault ... hey, I've got mine ...





http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20031106/us_nm/economy_fed_greenspan_dc_4

is underpants MIA?

[Richardo]

1. Ha! Where's BigMcLargeHuge? This is tailor made for him...

:shrug:

[thebigidea]

5. you mean Dirk Squarejaw?

or Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge, Blast Hardcheese, Thick McRunfast, Buff Drinklot, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin, Buck Plankchest, Stomp Chunkman, Dirk Hardpeck, Rip Stakeface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Brick Hardmeat, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slake Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson, Blast Thickneck, Crunch Butstake, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrot, Reef Blastbody, Smoke Manmuscle, Beat Punchbeef, Hack Blowfists, Roll Fizzlebeef?

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. I'm here

LOL

[Fenris]

17. I think I am one of the few people who might "get" that

If we're thinking of the same thing (and I think we are if the name "Space Mutiny" means anything to you).

[Emboldened Chimp]

20. My Buns of Steel videos...

noooo!

[BigMcLargehuge]

28. what about the little children and their toys?

LOL best episode ever

[thebigidea]

2. the ol' theater shadows bring a tear to the eye

I'm too prematurely nostalgic to be witty.

COME BACK TO US, JOEL! ALL IS FORGIVEN!

[Richardo]

3. (As Mike Nelson): "I am the great and powerful Oz and stuff"

[regularguy]

4. I always knew that Torgo could get a job if he just

cleaned himself up a bit.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Bill Gates is looking a little old...

or

Bow before Greednspanitron!!!

or

Hey, who cares about a quarter point... I sift bigger interest rate changes out of my stool!

[Richardo]

8. What have you done with Pearl and Bobo, you homunculus?

They usually send the movies...

[Nazgul35]

9. By placing my thumbs together like this...

I can control the Maylasian stock market with my mind....

his tie's pointing left...that means stocks will rise!!!

I'm not wearing any pants!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "Hi I'm Allen Greedspoon and I taught Ken Lay to play fair!"

"I'm proud of Kenny!"

[cosmicdot]

11. Servo: That man has no neck. Where's Brad and Janet?

[bushisanidiot]

12. Sorry, No Caption, But If He Wasn't There In Person, How Do We Know

whether this was taped several months or years prior when the economy might have looked better than it does now?

[Richardo]

13. HA! good one!

CIA analysts have looked at the background and have analyzed the voiceprints. Both indicate the speaker is Greenspan. However, data still inconclusive as to when the tape was made or if it's constructed out of bit and pieces of previous statements.

Heehee :D

[cosmicdot]

14. Holy Osama bin Forgotten --- you're right!

lies, sex and videotapes!!

[NightTrain]

15. "I would like...if I may...to take you...on a strange journey."

n/t

[Nailzberg]

16. "Don't blame me, Bush effed this thing up. There, I said it."

[cosmicdot]

18. sunset kick

[onebigbadwulf]

19. Your job will be terminated...

resistance is futile...

lower your defenses and prepare to join the military

[cosmicdot]

21. Greenspan: Good morning. I'm videoconferencing from my resort

home in the Caymans ... just wanted to say: so long suckas ... the slightest hiccup and the whole house of cards are going to fall ...

[kodi]

22. "let me tell ya' tom servo and crow, andrea mitchell is no slouch in bed"

.

[Bozola]

23. Oh no, Tom Servo!

[cosmicdot]

26. I wish I had that capability ---- captioning on a higher level

:bounce:

[Bozola]

27. thangewewerrymuch..

TOR! a TOR! a TOR!

[NightTrain]

24. "Eeeeeeeeyow! Maceo! Blow ya horn! Wanna kiss myself! Huh!"

n/t

[Catshrink]

25. It's the big giant head!

[cosmicdot]

29. Greenspan: Well, I don't usually entertain questions about my personal

life ... but, with Andrea Mitchell and myself, it was a situation where both of us were looking for someone who, hopefully, would make the other look half-way appealing ... we laugh, now, that it was probably a troll draw ... at the end of each day, we compare lies we've told ... she, of course, feeding the propaganda and spin of the right-wingers and the Bush cronies; and, me, similar regarding the economy ... it's amazing I have a high-paying job; get chauffeured to and from my executive office; and, virtually, play solitaire all day .... both mine and hers are gigs that work ... we're living an elitist life-style on an extraordinary level of extravagance and affluence ... just being tools of others ... you may find it interesting that we have no mirrors in any of our mansions ... could you look at yourself each day considering what whoring we do day-in, day-out?