I am DRUNK

[Writer]

On Chardonnay and fine chocolates.

Who wants to hold me up! (I can ahardy type!)

[swag]

1. Time to have phone sex with RagingInMiami

[Writer]

4. What? Mr. Writer will kill you!

But... yeah, baby, how do you like it? Oh yeah? Excuse me, but I need to spew.

[swag]

12. RagingInMiami is the othe guy

I'm just a urinal attendant at Memorial Stadium. Care for a paper towel?

[Writer]

14. Yeah thanks that feelzalot better.

Let me rest my head upon the porcelain thank you.

[Swede]

2. You are in for a killer hangover dude.

But that is for the tommorow Writer to worry about.

[Writer]

6. Yes for the Tomorrow Writer exists outside the Today Writer

We are separate yet whole. Two parts that comprise one. We are, in fact, intertwined with by a lengthy thread.

We are Writer. :o

Whoa. Writer writes better with wine. Writer must drink more often! ;)

[Swede]

11. Your muse has been discovered.

Congratulations.

[Writer]

13. Yet tomorrow I will awaken with piss about my wits.

Wine crumples me. After a few glasses, I await the inevitable depression.

Man, I couldn't be more stereotypical! I need to get back into television. Anyone have a job for me?

[leftofthedial]

3. moderately drunk?

[Writer]

7. I'm still upright, so I guess that's a good sign.

I'm not passed out with spew laying about the floor. So... moderately is a good description.

[leftofthedial]

15. good, because excessive drink

is a detriment to unity

[Writer]

18. Unitya is a good thing

Yessiree!

[nickgutierrez]

5. How do you get drunk on chocolates?

;)

[Writer]

9. Honey, it makes the ride all the more sweet.

It spices up the barbituate alcohol with a zang all of its own.

[MissB]

8. Lucky you!

:hi:

[Writer]

10. Gosh, thanks!

I feel spay-tial!

[Chicago Democrat]

16. Absinthe arrived today...

wow...


http://www.alandia.de/absinth/product_info.php/products_id/10/cPath/29_2/strong/absinthe-king-of-spirits.html


and

http://www.alandia.de/absinth/product_info.php/products_id/368/cPath/29_43_31/spain/absinthe-teichenné-blue.html

and


http://www.alandia.de/absinth/product_reviews_info.php/products_id/370/reviews_id/241

my review...

Its beautiful and sweet with fruity yumminess. The low alcohol makes it very drinkable as it comes. The colorful liquid makes an impressive presentation in a bonque. The wormwood is carefully hidden is a complex combination cherry, berry, lemon and pomegranate is delightful. The texture is sumptuous

[Writer]

17. Hmmm... now that I think of it...

I have a bottle of rubbing alcohol in my cupboard.

Should I just grab that instead??? :silly:

[Chicago Democrat]

19. NO! you need atleast vodka...

as cheap as you want.. then add this stuff....

http://www.alandia.de/absinth/product_info.php/products_id/114/cPath/29_15/variations/absinthe-concentrate.html


Voila! Instant Absinthe..

Seriously Absinthe is serious business. A herb liquor to do several things.


1) an additional intoxicant
2) a flavour

Gin, Aquavit, Goldwasser etc... are all variations of the herbal, high alcohol liquir

[Writer]

20. Why you trying to kill me?

Huh? I drunk enough.

[Chicago Democrat]

21. Happy Monday!

:puke:


Take things to avoid hangovers Tuesday...


Painkillers
Water
Aspirin
Food
Caffeine
Taurine
Piracetam

[Writer]

22. Water! Water rocks!

I like water I like to be wet.

[Chicago Democrat]

23. don't have to go to the pool if you want me to make you wet..

LOUIS XIV
A Pledge of Allegiance
http://www.louisxiv.net/



Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let's keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let's keep that between me and you, ok
She said oh come on boy aren't you tired of talking about sex
I said little girl what do you really expect
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you're such a little bitch

She says head case head case
Turn that thing around
Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster
Pretend that I'm gagged and bound
Oh how I love to hear that sound
Milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept
And you're my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat kit kat kitten you're the kicks
She said let me feel your love
I mean come on make it stick
I'm the best of your little baby chicks
oh you're my sweet tooth sugar fix

tick tock tick tock oh baby forget the clock
You don't have to do a thing
and you know I like your big duck
Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let's keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let's keep that between me and you, ok?
She said oh come on boy aren't you tired of talking about sex
I said little girl what do you really expect?
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you're such a little bitch

She says head case head case
Turn that thing around
Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster
Pretend that I'm gagged and bound
Oh how I love to hear that sound
Milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept
And you're my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat kit kat kitten you're the kicks
She said let me feel your love
I mean come on make it stick
I'm the best of your little baby chicks
oh you're my sweet tooth sugar fix

tick tock tick tock oh baby forget the clock
You don't have to do a thing
And you know I like your big duck
Just make sure you close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let's keep that between me and you

[Writer]

24. That one deserves a big :O

Mr. Writer will kill you ! Kill!

[Chicago Democrat]

30. You know I like your baby talk!

tik tok oh baby feel the cock
you don't have to do a thing
and you know I like your baby talk
just make sure you close the door and turn the lock


http://www.louisxiv.net/

[Writer]

32. Yo... yo.... yo.... yo...

*nodding* yo... yo... yo...

[swag]

25. Does this mean that I finally get a kiss?

[Writer]

26. K come here

smooch

There you go

[swag]

27. Did the rest of you all see that?

[Writer]

28. Blaaaaaaah!

:puke:

[swag]

29. Well said, old chum.

[Writer]

31. Oh no...

i'm sorry I'm so embarrassed! :blush:

And if any of you have a good memory from last night, I can't get this stupid song out of my head...

"N-I-V with the rib-bon bookmark!" :cry: