The DLC: How has it created ruin in your life

[LynneSin]

The DLC was actually borrowing my car and were the ones that got me 2 of those photo tickets in downtown Wilmington DE. The DLC also forgot to clean out my litter box and Abbott piddle on a towel that the DLC left on the floor.

What as the DLC done to make your life miserable. Make stuff up if you like!

[Debi]

1. The DLC was supposed to babysit so I could go to a job interview

and then flaked out at the last minute cuz it had 'cramps' but then I found out it went to a picnic with my ex-boyfriend and didn't want to leave cuz they were having so much fun. I didn't get the job because I was irresponsible :cry: damn DLC

[Zuni]

2. The DLC left my car windows down in a rain storm

and the DLC didn't flush my toilet after it left a few logs there

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

3. The DLC turned me into a newt!

I got better.

[LynneSin]

14. They turned you into him?

Did you give your second wife divorce papers while she was recupping from breast cancer?

[GOPisEvil]

15. Well...we do share a birthday.

:scared:

[LynneSin]

21. Yes, but we were born in the same town

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1096881/

Harrisburg, PA

Thank goodness he moved south to wreck havoc!

[GOPisEvil]

28. Yikes!

We have way too much in common with that man.

[jobycom]

4. They stole my party and sold out all my values. You said make stuff up.

[brainshrub]

I asked them to take out the trash, and they never did it.

Now my kitchen is stinky. :(

Also: Once I loaned them $20 bucks... they haven't paid me back yet.

[enigmatic]

5. The DLC won't return my Uncle Tupelo CD's

No more DLC for me!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Oh, now that's just low.

[enigmatic]

11. You're telling me!

The DLC wants to borrow the new Son Volt CD; no way...

[GOPisEvil]

13. Yeah, that's a Dual Disk...no way I'dlet that out of my sight.

[Corgigal]

6. The DLC egged my daughters car last night

My youngest daughter came home from babysitting and we found the evidence. We were out there around 2 am washing the egg off the bumper of her mustang. Damn that DLC.

[sui generis]

7. the DLC is the father of my baby

and a deadbeat DLC

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. They refused to reform the election system and.. oh wait.. I didn't make

that up.

All right, they made me eat worms. For only a nickel a piece!

[Sannum]

10. The DLC ate my baby!

[name not needed]

12. The DLC took my baby away

They took her away, away from me...

:7

[miss_kitty]

16. The DLC left my toilet seat up

and I fell in at 3:38 am

Damn the DLC!

[ronnykmarshall]

17. The DLC stood me up!

I had a date with the DLC and it stood me up. I sat in that resturant all by myself waiting and waiting. Everyone pointed and laughed at me.

I later returned and burned that dump to the ground.

[LynneSin]

18. Don't worry, the DLC is a cheap date and will expect you to put out

then won't call the next day.

I found out the hard way

:cry:

[progmom]

19. the DLC got me pregnant!

:wow:

[LynneSin]

23. yeah, I heard the DLC ditched you so they could be Mr. Brittney Spears

:cry:

[progmom]

24. yup. and i heard she's next.

:cry:

[Debi]

30. Who is the DLC gonna impregnate next?

:shrug:

[Fenris]

20. THE DLC ATE MY BABY!

[terrya]

22. The DLC was to blame for the hot weather yesterday!

I know it. I KNOW.

[Debi]

26. Damn, the DLC is evil

:evilfrown:

[WeRQ4U]

25. The DLC sold my son crack

THen the DLC had the nerve to ask me for parenting advice. I told the DLC to shove it where the sun don't shine. I suspect the DLC also keyed my car for having a "Howard for hire" bumper sticker.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. The DLC has caused an extreme drought in Illinois...

those dastards.

[Misunderestimator]

29. The DLC let me support it through college, then it left me.

[LynneSin]

31. better watch it, I hear the DLC has their eyes on NSMA

I don't want them wrecking another relationship like they did to me

:cry:

[IChing]

32. The DLC sucks and I didn't even get OFF

[NoPasaran]

33. The DLC crashed on my couch for six weeks,

Stuck me with all that long distance on the phone bill and spilled bong water on the living room carpet.

[Strawman]

34. I went to the DLC website and now it hurts when I pee

[LynneSin]

38. Didn't we tell you to use protection

You could have caught something worse, be thankful that was all it was

[billyskank]

35. The DLC got me pregnant and then left me for another!

[GOPisEvil]

36. The DLC borrowed my car and returned it with a dent and empty gas tank.

[jonnyblitz]

37. make light of the DLC at your own perils..all of ya...

:P :hi:

[LynneSin]

39. I know - you're a lifetime member

:eyes: