arwalden
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:24 PM
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What's The Message On Your Home Answering Machine / Voice Mail? |
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Mine is boring: "You've reached XXX-XXX-XXXX. Nobody is here to take your call, so please leave a message."
YAWN! HO-hum!
We tried cute and clever messages... but we just couldn't pull it off without sounding like complete asshats. So... we settled for boring instead of embarrassing.
So what's your message say?
-- Allen
PS: Our message doesn't really say "X-X-X"... we actually use our real telephone number in the message. I'm sure you knew that already... but I just wanted to make sure you know, we're not complete idiots. :silly:
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:28 PM
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1. ours is pretty much the same - 'you have reached ***-****, leave a |
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message'
I HATE cutesie messages and I HATE fakey-sweet voices on answering machines, drives me nuts. I don't even tell people to wait for the beep or whatever, holy shit, it's the 21st century, figure it out already.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:32 PM
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2. Actually, wouldn't that be really funny if you did say 'X' |
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in your message instead of the number? :o
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:37 PM
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3. When I was younger, I had Valley of the Dolls themes on my answering |
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machine:
"sparkle, Neely, sparkle!"
"Look, they drummed you right outta Hollywood. So you come crawling back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope"
"Boobies, boobies. Who needs them?"
That was, of course, before I had a real job.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:54 PM
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:38 PM
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4. "Hello, you have reached XXX-XXX-XXXX. Leave a message at the tone." |
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:39 PM
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:39 PM
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you have reached, leave a message
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:42 PM
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7. "Ok. Here's the deal- you have to leave a message, or I'm |
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Edited on Tue Jul-26-05 08:53 PM by Ariana Celeste
not going to pick up the phone.... and uhhh. That just how it works."
Imagine this said with a stoned male voice.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:46 PM
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fun answering machine messages...the last one was the Pink Panther theme; Inspector Clouseau answering, right before Cato came at him. (I know a couple of people who are master impersonators, and pull these voices off great)
Right now it's boring...but the next one will be Humphrey Bogart or Rod Serling.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:47 PM
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I've never understood why people restate their phone number on their answer machine message. I mean, what's the purpose? Do you think the caller maybe didn't know your number? And, if s/he didn't, then why would you state it for them?
Lemmings. Lemmings everywhere.
Our machine has me saying "Beep." And then laughing.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:57 PM
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13. I Announce My Number For The Idiots Who THINK They Dialed Something Else.. |
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When they hear the ACTUAL number, they won't bother leaving a message for the person they thought they were dialing. (Most of the time. Sometimes the wrong-number folks are so stoned they just ignore the blah-blah-blah and just wait for the beep.)
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:37 PM
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23. well.....that's rude! |
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:50 PM
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10. If this is the phone company, the check is in the mail.... |
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If this is a telemarketer, I don't need any of whatever it is you're selling...
And if this is the Republican National Committee, you've DEFINITELY reached a WRONG NUMBER.
If you are friend or family, you know what to do at the beep. I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:56 PM
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12. You make the message sound like you really answer. |
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"Hello!!!" Pause Ha ha just kidding. Can't answer the phone right now blah, blah you get it. Burns them all time. Got to pause long enough to get them to run off at the mouth.
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:58 PM
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14. I don't answer my phone. I'm online. :-) |
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Tue Jul-26-05 08:58 PM
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are for sheep.
I prefer to be an individualist, and let the fickle hands of fate decide who gets ahold of me.
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:04 PM
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16. Please leave a message after the tone......n/t |
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:05 PM
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17. I always end with "...I'll return your call as soon as I'm able." |
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...which leads to at least one message a week saying: "Hi Mabel!"
:eyes:
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:33 PM
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That electronic pseudo-femine voice that says ,"Not available at this time." Damned thing keeps getting unplugged and I'm tired of resetting the options.
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:13 PM
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19. Hi, you've reached xxx-xxx-xxxx. Please leave your message after the tone |
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I took my name off of it a while ago...
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:35 PM
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Or you could use a fake tongue-twister last name... like Apu's last name. Your friends would know it's really you, but strangers and solicitors would have a hell of a time trying use and pronounce it.
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Tue Jul-26-05 09:37 PM
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22. They have a hard enough time with my name as it is |
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- the solicitors, that is. :D
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