I'm shocked and offended...

[youspeakmylanguage]

Please hold me...
:cry:

[MissHoneychurch]

1. what happened?

:hug:

[youspeakmylanguage]

2. Someone said something I didn't like...

:cry:...

;-)

...:cry:

[MissHoneychurch]

3. who was mean to you?

and what did that person say?

[VelmaD]

4. No one was mean...

he's just stirring the damn pot.

[youspeakmylanguage]

9. You know what else was stirring? Vaudeville!

You know what killed it? Talkie pictures! But you can still make it. You just need a gimmick. I'm a tumbler!

[youspeakmylanguage]

6. They called me a poopy-head...

...and a sexist misogynist pig.

:cry:

[VelmaD]

8. If you don't want to be called that...

then don't act like one. Simple.

[progmom]

12. who did that?

wow - i looked at all your posts and responses today, nd i still don't see someone calling you that. :shrug:

[VelmaD]

13. I suppose he's just exagerating again...

;)

You know...making shit up. :rofl:

[Bunny]

14. Well, some people are known for "making shit up".

[youspeakmylanguage]

16. I have my own catch phrase?!?!?!?!

You love me! You really, really love me!

:grouphug:

[VelmaD]

21. Well, if it makes you happy...

to be known as someone who is something less than truthful...:shrug:

Knock yourself out. Please.

[youspeakmylanguage]

23. Of course! Because I take the sources of that smear so, so seriously...

...and I have the utmost respect for them.

:rofl:

[VelmaD]

24. Well, since you brought it on yourself...

not once but twice this morning, I can only figure you're a glutton for punishment.

[youspeakmylanguage]

25. When was the second time?

Oh, and BTW: Zack de la Rocha, formerly of Rage Against The Machine, actually coined the phrase "Anger is a gift". Will simply repeated it. So the proper attribution should be to the author, not the DUer.

Your new catch phrase is "getting sh*t wrong". Congratulations.

[VelmaD]

26. Two times...

The first time was your thread with the original "exageration" The second was the "exageration" in this thread where you claimed someone called you a sexist, misogynist pig and progmon called you on it.

re my sig line: I've heard that phrase a hundred different places. I have no idea if Zack coined it or not. I use it in my sig because everything in my sig is things people on this site said to me in situations when I really needed to hear it.

[youspeakmylanguage]

27. ROFL! You forgot that no one called me a poopy-head either...

...so it's actually three times, by your definition.

What do you call your club? The Literalist Society? Is it a support group for people who don't understand parody, irony, or humor?

[VelmaD]

28. If it'll make you feel better...

I'll call you a poopy-head.

[youspeakmylanguage]

31. Thanks! Now I'm partially honest, retroactively...

I feel cleaner already!

[VelmaD]

32. Here...

make sure you scrub really hard and get down into every crack and crevasse.

[youspeakmylanguage]

33. And that will...bleach me...white?

Huh?

[VelmaD]

34. Try this one instead...it's color-fast

[youspeakmylanguage]

35. OK, now this post is just silly...

This thread has just gotten too silly.

Bye now! :hi:

[VelmaD]

36. You have no one to blame for that but yourself

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3733330#3733439

[youspeakmylanguage]

37. Exactly! Now I'm bored...

Peace! :hi:

[VelmaD]

38. You just can't do it...can you?

You absolutely have to have to last word.

This could become highly entertaining. :)

[youspeakmylanguage]

42. I could say the same of you!!!

To prove me wrong, let this be the last post...

;-)

[VelmaD]

45. Oh it's not nearly that easy

:P

This ain't my first game of "rabbit season, duck season"

[youspeakmylanguage]

46. I WIN!!!

I would first like to thank the Academy...

[VelmaD]

47. Is that the same as "Mission Accomplished"?

:eyes:

[progmom]

39. I would be curious to hear the name of your society, YSML....

[youspeakmylanguage]

44. I'm an independent contractor...

;-)

[progmom]

48. like Ross Perot?

[youspeakmylanguage]

15. Who said it was today?

Can't I have a delayed reaction? I like to schedule my fits of shock and offense.

[progmom]

17. well, i read the part where you said:

"Everyone here appears to have gone mad overnight."

So I jumped to the conclusion that I would be able to find evidence in your recent posts. :shrug:

[youspeakmylanguage]

18. When you assume...

;-)

[progmom]

19. clever

:eyes:

[Swede]

5. But I like fried chicken.

Please don't make me send it back.

[Ryano42]

11. MMMM Pan Fried Cheeken...

Nothing wrong wit dat! :9

[Shell Beau]

7. Aw poor baby!

:hug:

[youspeakmylanguage]

10. Thanks, Shell!

Everyone here appears to have gone mad overnight. Was something slipped into the punch?

[Shell Beau]

20. Something weird happened.

It is a bit looney today!

[Misunderestimator]

30. Wasn't weird at all... really rather predictable lately.

[sundog]

22. when you poke people with a stick, sometimes they bite

[progmom]

29. you know.......

i love you more every single fucking day.

[Bunny]

40. Game. Set. Match.

:thumbsup:

[Debi]

41. Did you go to GD again?

What have I told you about that? :grr:

[youspeakmylanguage]

43. No!

All the lunacy that you can handle has been right here in the Lounge!