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Thu Nov-06-03 05:23 PM
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What does 10^21 picolos make? |
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Anybody? Anybody?
1 gigalo (pronounce the 'giga' as in "1.21 gigawatts?!")
Post your favorite science geek joke here!
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:26 PM
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a black hole. That's a buncha picolos.
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM
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2. What do 2000 mockingbirds make? |
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Edited on Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM by TXlib
2 kilomockingbirds
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM
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3. There are 10 kinds of people in this world... |
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Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:30 PM
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:42 PM
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Thankx!!! I needed that laugh.
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:30 PM
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5. What does a mathematician do when constipated? |
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Edited on Thu Nov-06-03 05:30 PM by TXlib
Works it out with a pencil!
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:31 PM
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6. What do 6.02 * 10^23 avacados make? |
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:32 PM
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:43 PM
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9. a hydrogen atom walks into a bar |
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"I've lost an electron!" he exclaims. "Are you sure?" asks the bartender. "I'm positive!"
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Thu Nov-06-03 06:23 PM
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20. I thought iony was dead. |
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And a millihelen is the quantity of beauty needed to launch one ship.
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Thu Nov-06-03 06:26 PM
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21. a neutron gets ready to leave the bar |
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"What do I owe you?" he asks the bartender. "No charge."
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:47 PM
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10. A topologist can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground |
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but can tell his ass from two holes in the ground.
(Yes, yes, if you want to be anal, they're tunnels, not just holes...)
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:51 PM
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12. Heisenberg is driving down the freeway |
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when a cop pulls him over and says "do you know how fast you were going?"
And he replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am"
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:51 PM
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:51 PM
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11. What's the unit for 1/1000th of a lip-synched CD? |
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:52 PM
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14. What's a milli-helen? |
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1/1000th of the beauty required to start a war.
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Thu Nov-06-03 05:53 PM
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1 unit of work, performed incorrectly.
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Thu Nov-06-03 06:03 PM
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16. mathematically-inclined plumbers: |
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Thu Nov-06-03 06:05 PM
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17. what do you call someone who likes sedimentation? |
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Thu Nov-06-03 06:07 PM
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Have you heard about the new oral contraceptive - hexanitrosobenzene? It has "NO" in all six positions.
What is this:
NaCl(aq) NaCl(aq) C C C C C C C
Answer: (In a sing-song voice) "Saline, saline, over the seven C's"
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Thu Nov-06-03 06:19 PM
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