"I hate you mom!!"

[GreenPartyVoter]

Just caught the 5 yr old playing Tony Hawk on hubby'scomputer. Something huuby had expressly warned against before he left for work.

Kid told me, as tears poured down his face, "I hate you mom!"

ME: "What did I do?"

Kid: "You SAW me!!" (He used to tell us all the time when he was about to get in trouble, "Don't see me!" as he slinked off to wherever he was going to get up to mischief.)

Nope, it's not that he was doing wrong.. just that he got caught... and then I am the bad guy!

My gosh.. he sounds like a.. like a..



Republican!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh the horror, the horror! Someone hold me!

*lol*

[proud patriot]

1. LOL Classic

:hug:

[eyepaddle]

2. Hang in there,

As a childless-type-dude I won't offer advice, just a little support.

After all--you've got thirteen years before he can vote! :P

[Midlodemocrat]

3. LOL. That reminds me of something my nephew said.

He was whacking his little sister and my SIL caught him. His reply? "Did you see me, or was it an accident?"

[ET Awful]

6. LMAO . . .

Ain't kids great :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. OH! *lol* too funny

[merh]

4. Or is it that repukes think and behave like 5 year olds?

:shrug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. I am going with that one

[merh]

12. (((((grin))))))

:thumbsup:

[jobycom]

14. I think you've got the answer! Good news, Green! Yours will grow up

Rove and Bush never will.

[uppityperson]

32. Some people get stuck at certain ages

This is a regular point to get stuck at. Also 12/13 yr old stage. Good story.

[alphafemale]

8. LOL. Republicans DO act like children.

He's got a good Mom though. So there's a good chance of him growing up to be a Democrat with integrity.

[Hugin]

9. Now... Now... Don't go calling the lad "a republican".

Else wise, he potentially, could, say... Grow up a
bitter lonely old guy who snipes online from his
mother's basement.

Uh, like some people I know...

Take my word for it. It happens.

I like pie.

[hfojvt]

35. Have we met?

I think it is funny when people complain "my parents never paid any attention to me". Sometimes, that is not a bad thing.

[ulysses]

10. wasn't "don't see me" a gary oldman line

in Dracula? Just sayin'...

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. great actor, bad flick

[ulysses]

16. no movie with Winona Ryder

is a completely bad flick. :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. But Keeanu Reeves counteracted her

[ulysses]

21. I'll grant you that.

:D It wasn't until the Matrix that he lost that "Bill and Ted" aura for me.

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. He still kinda has it for me. Kinda like Tony Danza will always be

the "Who's the Boss guy" to me.

[Blue_Tires]

13. my parents woulda slapped the piss outta me

hell, i'm 28, and i still don't have the stones to talk to them like that

[aden_nak]

15. I read that a bit differently.

I read that he was upset at being shamed in front of you, not at getting caught doing something wrong.

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. He was very clear to me that it was about getting caught *l*

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. My sons said that numerous times while growing up.

Now at age 31 and 27 they apologize for being mean too me.

[murielm99]

18. When I would catch my small son doing something naughty,

he would cover his ears with his hands and glare at me defiantly.

He was not going to listen to my scoldings.

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. Yep. I get that too *g*

[Ksec]

23. hehe

I think you should get rid of that kid. Maybe sell it on the black market before it matures. :)

[ElectroPrincess]

25. Oh, no worries for he's still young ...

But it's always a fun way of chastising rude or mean-spirited behavior within my immediate family to exclaim, "How republican of you!"

Now there's some guilt-tripping corrective therapy. ;)

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Out of curiosity...

Why isn't he allowed to play Pro Skater?

[youspeakmylanguage]

29. Kids + Computer = Disaster

I don't have kids, but if I did, I wouldn't allow them to use it unsupervised before the age of 12 or so.

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. He is allowed.. he has it on his own computer. Just sneaked in to play

dad's because dad's got more goals.

[ghostsofgiants]

33. Ahh, okay

That makes sense.

[caty]

27. My son used to call

"Charlie's Angels"--Chuee's Angels. "Incredible Hulk"--Cedable Huk. Groceries were uckies--which I always thought might be a reflection on my cooking. And, in the aftermath of the earthquake in the movie "Earthquake" he said, "who's gonna clean up that mess?"

[GreenPartyVoter]

31. *lol*

[biscodawg]

28. I have nothing of value to add to this

but :rofl:, just :rofl: thanks for the laugh

[Mutley]

34. My niece once called me a week before her 6th birthday to say

"Now, stop telling people that I'm 5, okay? Because I'm going to be six very soon, and thats close enough to just say six, okay?"

[GreenPartyVoter]

36. Oh Man. *lol*

[ghostsofgiants]

37. I was thinking, and I think you've got it backwards...

Your son wasn't acting like a Republican; Republicans act like kids.