Top Ten Reasons Dorothy was Greeted as a Liberator...and Bush Wasn't

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. The Wicked Witch of the East actually HAD weapons of mass destruction.

9. Local contracts were awarded to the Lullaby League and the Lollipop
Guild, not Halliburton.

8. Dorothy apologized for her misuse of the House's powers.

7. Evil oppressor legally verified as "really most sincerely dead"
rather than "maybe dead."

6. Dorothy got it that she wasn't in Kansas any more.

5. Dorothy didn't take Toto with her just because he was Prime Minister.

4. Dorothy didn't jail Munchkins and make them abuse each other for the
cameras.

3. Dorothy had no interest in stealing the Munchkin's oil.

2. Dorothy wasn't taking orders from either the one with no brain or the
one with no heart.

1. Dorothy didn't kill 100,000 civilian Munchkins, smirk, and then go on
about her deep respect for life.

[swimmernsecretsea]

1. Whoopsie.

I emailed this to my collegues before I read number four. Yike.

[silverweb]

2. Oops!

I almost did the same thing, but caught it at the last minute and changed the word to "abuse." Whew!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Whoa!

Sorry 'bout that! I'll edit this one to make it less graphic...

and I'll read more carefully next time! :hi:

[swimmernsecretsea]

4. Oh, I'm not complaining, really.

Sorry if it seemed that way! They both thought it was the most funny of the items.