How Many Beers Would It Take You To...(you know)...

[THUNDER HANDS]

[Vespasian]

1. What, toss her in a river?

Hell, I'll give you a few beers for the opportunity.

:7

[david_vincent]

2. Willya knockitoff??

It's almost time to turn in and I don't wanna have any nightmares!!

[soleft]

3. there ain't enough beer in Bavaria

[onebigbadwulf]

4. Enough to kill me

[Supply Side Jesus]

5. not all the vats in Golden Colorado could make me

:puke:

[kanrok]

6. Uhh...who's the dude with the pearls?

[Robb]

7. Good lord...

I'm on dialup, and the image loaded slowly enough that I saw the white hair at the top and thought to myself, "My God, Magic Rat is talking about sex with her...." :puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Anyone who could quantify that question should QUIT DRINKING!

[BiggJawn]

9. What? Do the Quaker Oat guy?

Not for all the beer every girl in St. Pauli could carry in both hands AND up her cooter...

[Swede]

10. My beer goggles just don't get that thick.

Nor do they make enough tequila.

[kyrasdad]

11. I would rather be beat about the head

with a 2x4 until I was unconscience...

[Cleita]

12. Well, my husband says that's a two bagger.

One bag over her head and one over yours in case her's falls off and a lot of beer besides.

[raysr]

15. Henry Hyde

[MercutioATC]

13. Guinness hasn't brewed enough...

for me to even be able to THINK about that. ewwwwwww....

[Boom_cha]

14. Beer ain't what I'd need

I'd need a megadose of Viagra and a penile splint, and even then I'm afraid my member would retract into my body out of revulsion

[KissMyAsscroft]

16. Gentlemen..

We are looking at the sole reason America attacked Iraq.

Ughh....Jesus H Christ she looks like a fucking old GW...!! AGHH!

[Jim Sagle]

17. But...but...but I thought J. Edgar Hoover was DEAD!!!!!

[liberalmuse]

18. He's kind of old...

and guys who wear pearls really don't turn me on, but I'm being shallow. Looks aren't everything. I'll bet he has a great personality and is sweet, kind, gentle to boot...

<straight face>Not even if I had accidentally drunk some sort of poison and having sex with this person was the only antecdote.</straight face>

[piece sine]

19. It's good to be gay

but your point is well-taken; I can empathize.

[Amaya]

20. YIKES!!!!!!!!!

to what???? I'll kick her in the teeth sober :)

[Gman]

21. There's not enough brown paper bags

for that.

[Kurt Remarque]

22. one person has an answer

Poppie!

[FDRrocks]

23. until; iam drunk as I am

2z than i am now, and I am reaklly drunk

[Rocinante]

24. Well I think Democrats know better

but I will bet freepers are beating their brains out while looking at that photo of Babs.

[leftofthedial]

25. you jerk!

there aren't enough beers in the world

also not enough tequila

or wine

defnitely insufficient whiskey

heroin wouldn't even do it.

I'd be dead if I tried to get that drunk.

Drunk or sober, I'd rather -- you know -- with a dead roadside reptile, or even a live roadside reptile.