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Fri Nov-07-03 12:11 AM
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Why should people like you? |
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I think of myself as sometimes this kind of fool, and other times that kind of fool, but people should still like me because I am basically and undeniably a regular, good person.
? You
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:13 AM
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GURUving
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:17 AM
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Who what when where why?
I don't care!
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:15 AM
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GURUving
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:16 AM
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3. if you're bad to the bone |
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check your calcium levels. May be a tad low.
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:36 AM
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10. I mean bad in the Muhammed Ali sense of the phrase |
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 12:36 AM by JVS
Or the George Costanza sense as well, if you like
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:17 AM
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4. because my mother pays them |
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hey, I'm comfortable with it.
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:18 AM
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I'll get Skittles to kick their ass if they don't...:)
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:28 AM
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7. Because if they don't I'll beat the shit out of them. |
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:29 AM
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:34 AM
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9. I'm a kind, considerate person and a loyal friend... |
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...who will also stand up for all living beings....and I can make love for 6 hours ( Oh, allright...4 out of 5 ain't bad)
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:57 AM
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11. I am the Betrayer of Hope |
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 12:57 AM by Supply Side Jesus
it would be unwise to like me. Run from my sight before it blinds you.
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:47 AM
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:01 AM
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12. Because I'm by far the least egotistical person you'll ever meet |
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By a mile. hands down. bar none.
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Fri Nov-07-03 08:05 AM
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I may be obnoxious, egocentric, cynical, I always "KNOW" I'm right, and a general smartass.. but godammit I'm cute
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Fri Nov-07-03 08:53 AM
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18. and you are a hell of a comm officer. |
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Fri Nov-07-03 08:07 AM
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14. Better to Be Feared Than Loved |
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I read "The Prince" at a young age, and that's always stuck with me.
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Fri Nov-07-03 08:42 AM
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15. Because even though I come off as a hard ass, I'll give you anything you |
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need or help you in any way that I can, at any time of the day or night.
Just don't ever lie to me.
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Fri Nov-07-03 08:44 AM
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I'm a grumpy old curmudgeon.
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Fri Nov-07-03 08:48 AM
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17. Spend some time around me - you'll figure out why. |
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It would be easier than trying to explain it all. Plus, my reasons for why people should like me might be different that the REAL reasons people like me. :shrug:
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:17 AM
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19. People who like me should step to the rear... |
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they get in the way of the majority, who worship me.
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:18 AM
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is usually the first thing that snags them. Then they discover my matchless sense of humor, and my winning personality. There is also my seamless ability to simultaneously empathize and sympathize. The last thing they usually twig to is my unbounded intellect. I am literally all things to all people. Y'all are SO lucky to know me. ;-)
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:46 AM
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26. Who do I make the cheque payable to? |
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And where should I send it?
Mojo
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:25 AM
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I am a kind, loyal, will give you the shirt off my back and feed you if you are hungry. But I learned a long time ago, I dont care if you like me or not. It is their decision.
DDQM
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:28 AM
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22. Because I'm good enough, and I'm smart enough |
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:31 AM
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23. and definitely above average |
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:45 AM
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25. You live in Lake Woebegone? |
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Fri Nov-07-03 09:45 AM
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24. Because not liking me can lead to health problems? |
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::wicked grin::
But mostly because I'm fabulously wealthy, wickedly funny and devastatingly handsome.
And a damned good liar.
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