jmowreader
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:36 PM
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I'm beginning to feel like I'm not a real liberal |
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I'm 42 years old.
I've been a liberal all my life.
And in all that time, I've never raised anyone's taxes. Not once!
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liberaltrucker
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:39 PM
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Viking12
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:41 PM
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You might as well join the DLC. Your lib street cred is shot. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to FreeRepublic.
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jmowreader
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:51 PM
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6. Oh god! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Anything but that!!!!!!!! |
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Please! Don't make me join the DLC!
I promise I'll run right out and raise someone's taxes tomorrow.
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matcom
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:43 PM
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3. but have you killed a baby? |
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that will absolve you :sarcasm:
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jmowreader
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:49 PM
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4. No, but I hugged a LOT of trees back in March |
matcom
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:51 PM
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5. your getting there but sadly, no |
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you have to have gay sex and kill at LEAST 3 babies before you get your plaque
sorry, thems the rules
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jmowreader
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:56 PM
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8. And raise someone's taxes, right? |
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We sell utility trailers. If someone buys one they have to pay Ad Valorem Tax every year on it. So if I were to sell someone a utility trailer, that would be like raising someone's taxes, right?
Okay, so let me see.
I have to have gay sex. Then I have to kill at least three babies. And then I have to raise someone's taxes.
After I do all of those things, I get my Liberal Plaque, right? Or are there other qualifications? Like learning the drum part to System of a Down's "Prison Song"?
Does this plaque have a toaster oven on it or something?
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:52 PM
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you naughty liberal you. No pie and off to bed with you...:spank:
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Sat Jul-30-05 08:02 PM
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9. Quick! Grab somebody's gun! |
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Sat Jul-30-05 08:03 PM
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10. Yeah but didn't you drink the blood of a newborn bunny rabbit |
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just a couple of weeks ago? You know, in that satanic ritual out in the woods?
That counts. Rest easy.
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Sat Jul-30-05 08:04 PM
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11. Go have some gay sex. |
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Then you shall be redeemed.
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Sat Jul-30-05 08:08 PM
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12. What the h*ll are you thinking? |
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Get out there and raise those taxes before our image is completely ruined.:sarcasm:
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Sat Jul-30-05 08:08 PM
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13. You're posting in the lounge |
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That's all the proof you need that you aren't a real liberal. :eyes:
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