What's the wierdest song you've ever heard?

[Scruffbunny]

'Oceania' by Bjork. Crack kills, Bjork.

[jobycom]

1. Lots of stuff by Laurie Anderson, Swingin', by John Anderson. Bjork

would get no argument from me. She might also win the "wierdest ever outfit at an academy award show" with her swan, and actually, I mean that in a good way.

[Scruffbunny]

2. I saw a little flash video once

that had Bjork singing in her swan dress and it came ALIVE!

[jobycom]

4. LOL! I've never seen that one.

[Ready4Change]

3. Intergalactic Laxitive.

[Scruffbunny]

6. OMFG.

Crack kills, yo.

[lildreamer316]

5. The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.

Same guys who did "discovery channel"..whassernames??

[stlsaxman]

7. Anything by The Residents

lovely but wierd.

[havocmom]

8. One which may be called "Frankfurter Sandwiches"

Three AM and the DJ never did come on to explain that one. Song about a young lady obsessed with the tube steak on a bun...
...when he popped the question,
I was busy di-gestin'
Frankfurter sandwiches, Frankfurter sandwiches,
ALL night long

It was strange broadcast.

Then there was the song about the Ewoks checking off their Christmas shopping list... and wondering:
...but what do ya get a Wookie for Christmas
when he already owns a comb?

Please, SOMEBODY tell me you heard that one, cause my whole family thinks I hallucinated it all those years ago.

[no name no slogan]

9. just about anything by Wesley Willis qualifies

although "Rock And Roll McDonalds" is my fave.

[Scruffbunny]

10. NO! I TAKE IT BACK!

'Albequrque' (or what have you) by Weird Al.

I HATE SAURKRAUT!