Liqui-Date

[AlienGirl]

It's disturbing.

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

1. Liqui-Date

It's exciting.

[AlienGirl]

2. You;'re evil!

:D

[everythingsxen]

13. I'm not bad...

I'm just drawn that way. :P

[AlienGirl]

15. Are too!

Or maybe you're just...misunderstood?

[everythingsxen]

20. Hey now.. thats..

not entirely fair. And if my last remarks are to be believed I was totally innocent of everything. O8)

[AlienGirl]

21. Oh, RIGHT.

Like I'd believe your last remarks on the matter? :P

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

22. Ah but how can you not believe me?

:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

26. Oh, hmm, I don't know....

Let's ask any random dozen people if they believe you, shall we?

[everythingsxen]

31. They'd better!

If they know whats good for them!

[AlienGirl]

34. Now, now....

:P

[Misinformed01]

3. So, what is it?

?

Never heard of it; not sure if I should even ask.

Tucker, do me a favor, if it's something really disgusting, please just let me be ignorant! :)

[AlienGirl]

7. It exists only

...in the fevered and addled brains of those who live lives in sitcoms written by people in an alternate dimension of tastelessness.

Ignore it and the throbbing will stop.

Tucker

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[Misinformed01]

5. Oh how cute

look. A newbie.

Good luck.

[chrisesq]

6. I might have been offended,

If I could understand what the hell that was supposed to mean.

[AlienGirl]

8. I know!

Cheese monkey pants! And one woolly arm...

Tucker

[ComerPerro]

9. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it

Hell fucking yes they kick you. They kick you hard.

But, want to know a secret? I find that part to be extremely erotic.


Besides, I would rather have sex with a donkey than continue to be sodomized by the Bush administration.

[foo_bar]

10. the prodigal son returns

fondue forks for everybody

[AlienGirl]

11. I thought Liqui-Date was required viewing

for right-wingers?

[everythingsxen]

12. They still haven't watched the show yet..

*plays theme music*

[AlienGirl]

14. *grabs a large convenient hose*

Uh, and where'd you say we were going to dinner? :P

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

16. I would not worry about the where....

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *ahem*

I mean.. uh.. anywhere you want. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

19. How about...oh, I dunno...

The beachfront? Lots of nice water there. Yes, water...

*hose at the ready, just in case*

The "where"? What about the "when"? Maybe 1969 so I could FINALLY go to Woodstock?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

23. Well...

I don't know about that time.

I was probably still a little hung up then. ;-)

[AlienGirl]

24. *giggling*

Yes, I guess you were...you have some major hang-ups, I've heard...

[everythingsxen]

25. Hey now...

don't make me say something..... evil. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

27. Make you?

Hey, I'm not pulling your string...

[everythingsxen]

28. Thats it.....

*gloves off*

You don't want this to get "campy" now do you? :P

[AlienGirl]

29. Hey, bucko...

Just a little gallows humor, don't get tied up in knots over it!

[everythingsxen]

30. Oh thats alright.

We can all have a gas over this little exchange.

[AlienGirl]

32. Yes...

That's the lynchpin of this conversation: humor.

[everythingsxen]

33. Well...

let's not shower it on too much.

[AlienGirl]

35. Why...

Are you choking with laughter?

[everythingsxen]

36. Hehe

You win :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

37. I win! Ooh yeah!

You owe me more food!

[AlienGirl]

17. Dude, you can't jack this thread!

[everythingsxen]

18. DARN RIGHT!

I don't see no thread-jackboots on your feet chummer.