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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 03:41 PM
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This man's IQ, the number of days since his release from prison and...
Edited on Sun Jul-31-05 03:54 PM by Jara sang
the number of beers 'til he beats the crap out of the guy sitting in front of him. ...the number of beers 'til he beats the crap out of the guy sitting in front of him.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 03:43 PM
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1. Oh, gawd...
:puke:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 03:46 PM
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2. This man's weight to the nearest hundred, the number of engine blocks in
his front yard, and the number of times he voted Bush in Florida
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:18 PM
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3. The percentage that the man tips
The number of wives he's had
The number of chins he's had
The number of convictions he's had
The number of fruits and veggies he's had in his life
The nuber of brain cells left in his bodies
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:28 PM
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4. I would have to violate every DU rule to comment on this
So I won't mention anything.

But I'm really fucking biting my lip to stay quiet.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:36 PM
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5. Please tell me that's a hair shirt.
:scared:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:08 PM
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7. It's mohair. As in his back has mohair than any other part of his body.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 04:42 PM
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6. The number of teeth this man has, the number of outstanding warrants
he has and the number of flats the rusty pickup on his lawn has.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-31-05 05:23 PM
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8. THIS is why marrying your cousin is a BAD IDEA.
That's even worse than those yahoos who paint their torsos to look likle football jerseys.
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