Have You Ever Faked An Orgasm?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Just to get sex over with because:

(a) you were just flat-out bored by that point.
(b) you were too tired to continue.
(c) you wanted to take pity on someone.
(d) you're just good at doing it.

Or any other reason there is?

This question can apply to both men and women. Though I've never heard of a guy faking an orgasm before.

[Colin Ex]

1. I've never faked

mostly because I've never had sex. :-)

I saw a report from the UK awhile ago that said that 1/3 of men or something like that had faked an orgasm. I remember it left the entire lounge going "WHAT? HOW?!"

-C

[Loonman]

2. Once or twice

Yeah, I'm a guy.

Sometimes it's just been going on for way too long, and I just want to get some sleep.

[Colin Ex]

5. I have a question.

How, exactly, does a dude go about faking an orgasm? I mean, you usually have something to show for it, right?

I don't understand exactly how it's possible without being the most collected actor known to man.

-C

[Loonman]

6. Not necessarily

If you have a jimmy hat on it's easy, but it can also be done without, just with more difficulty.

Everytime you blow, there is less, until there is almost none.


Plus, it's just as easy to fake "yeah baby, yeah" or some such as convincingly as a woman's moans of ecstasy.

Seen "When Harry Met Sally"?

Thought that was pretty darn cute, eh ladies?

BWa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

[Rashind]

7. Haha, if I faked it'd be more like...

"DAMN IT! I'm sorry."

Oh well, I'm 20, it comes back quickly enough. :evilgrin:

[Parabura]

3. Making love is a private matter...this stuff is just nobody's business

But call me old-fashioned.

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. hey old fashioned.

:)

[supernova]

8. Welcome Old-Fashioned!

to DU! :hi: :D

I faked it once or twice in the horror years known as my marriage. I haven't had to fake it since the divorce. ;-)

[Skittles]

12. I'm sure CLINTON 's personal affairs

were YOUR BUSINESS

[Rashind]

13. Wow.

I was going to jump on you for assuming this person was freeping, until I saw the Zell Miller line in his sig line. Not an assumption, I suppose.

Anyway, I will accept my ass kicking for doubting you at your leisure.

On edit: Now with 43% less stupidity!

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. well, the quote itself

isn't that bad. There've been a ton of DUers who've claimed the Democratic Party needs to clean out its house.

I'm sure Zell was probably thinking cleaning it in a slightly different way than we do, though.

[Skittles]

21. ZELL MILLER IS F****ING GARBAGE

HIS IDEAL OF CLEANING THE DEM PARTY IS TO INSTALL ALL REPUGS.

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. hate Zell Miller all you want

Without him we wouldn't have had the slim majority in the senate for that brief period to time in 2000 & 2001.

I can tolerate moderate, conservative Democrats because they add to our overall numbers. As long as they're relegated to the back of the bus, I have no problem with them being on board.

[Parabura]

33. What does F****ing stand for? Let's see....and F followed by four stars

followed by ing. Hmmm. Spelling may not be a strong point for some.

[PVnRT]

38. My God, you are a prude

Note: this is the Lounge. People come here to be silly, talk about goofy shit, and blow off steam. Don't like it? Don't come in here.

[Skittles]

41. F*** OFF YOU TROLL

Understand now???

[Parabura]

32. You call Clinton's affairs 'love-making'?

Love-making is what I'm talking about. What does this have to do with Clinton's affairs?

[On the Road]

9. I Actually Faked for Birth Control Reasons

I had gone out with a new person a couple of times when we first made love. It was not planned, at least not by me, and neither of us had a condom. She may have been on birth controls pills, but if so, I didn't know it.

I had to decide whether to go ahead or to be safe. I decided to risk the possibility of disease since she was a doctor and was not especially promiscuous. But I didn't want to get her pregnant. So I faked an orgasm -- a couple of them, in fact. It was still good, believe it or not. And it was kind of tantric -- it enabled things to go off and on all night.

[Rashind]

11. Scary.

I knew my girl was on birth control, but I still wanted to pull out... anyway, she was on top and I just didn't have the range of motion to do it. :evilfrown: Glad we weren't relying on that or anything.

[NicoleM]

14. For future reference

you can still get a woman pregnant even if you "fake it." I don't feel like going into details, but you can look it up.

Edit--to answer the original question, never faked it, never needed to. :evilgrin:

[Rashind]

16. I'll go into details.

Pre-ejaculatory fluid, which your penis leaks whenever you're sufficiently aroused, can contain live sperm. Not as much as a full load, of course, but really all it takes is one good swimmer.

[THUNDER HANDS]

19. remember

every sperm is sacred!

:)

[supernova]

29. LOL!

:7 Just had to be a gratuitous Monty Python reference, didn't there?

[Skittles]

22. rashind, talking sperm details in the morning

Is that worthy of an ass-kicking? :7

[Rashind]

31. Is it?

I dunno, I'm of the opinion that it's always time for intercourse. Or intercourse about intercourse. :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

15. Pulling out doesn't work

There's a higher concentration of sperm in all the um...prestuff. You just got lucky, dude.

[supernova]

28. Actually not true

"I Actually Faked for Birth Control Reasons"

Be careful ribofunk. Even clear liquid ejaculate is filled with sperm and can get your partner pregnant. Just FYI. ;-)

[Padraig18]

10. Hehehe

As you point out, it's rather difficult for us guys to 'fake' an orgasm; certain things are too obvious to make a successful fake orgasm realistic. :evilgrin:

[DoNotRefill]

18. YOU try 5 times a day for weeks at a time....

it's easy to fake.

"cumming dust" is more than just a quaint phrase....

[Padraig18]

20. Who said I don't?

I've never 'cum dust' yet. :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

23. No, and I never understood this

I hear it's common for women, but personally, I wouldn't want to shortchange myself like that.

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. but what would you do

If you just couldn't...you know...get your cookie?

Are you just going to keep doing it until something happens...or just quit?

[populistmom]

27. On rare occasions

I've been honest enough to say, it's just not working and helped him out. However, the only times those occured are within 6 months of after after having a baby and my hormones just weren't up to speed yet and things weren't impossible, just took more work. I don't know if it makes a difference being with one person for so long (13 years), but it seems dishonest to fake things. I don't think I'd know how to fake things anyway.

[KG]

26. several times - while masturbating!

:)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

30. Faking is dishonest...

If it's not working for me, I tell the truth, and we either fix it, or just quit. Sometimes it just doesn't work. If this is someone you're dating or married to, tell them it's not working and encourage them to do something else. If you're honest with them, then why are you having sex with them or why are you with them in the first place if the sex isn't working? Be honest...and teach them what you want. Most guys like it if you're honest and teach them what you like. And if they don't, they're stupid. (just don't freak on them if they're small. It's all genetics...and women only feel 3-3 1/2 inches up inside anyway, so you don't need something that is 12 inches long.
Duckie

[proud patriot]

34. No way !

never

[wysimdnwyg]

35. Yes, and I'm a guy

Once in the shower. That way is fun, but it's a LOT of work. Esp. in a tub (as opposed to a plain shower). There's not enough room to move around, and you're constantly worried about falling.

Oh, and the raincoat made it a lot easier to fake. Just had to make sure to remove it quickly.

[regularguy]

36. I'm faking one right now.........

.................didja notice?

[PVnRT]

37. Ladies, if you ever want to have good sex with a man

you will never, EVER, EVER fake an orgasm, unless you have no intention of ever seeing the guy again.

I don't see how men could fake an orgasm - you know, stuff does kinda come out, I imagine that it's felt. Unless they're wearing a condom, maybe.

[latebloomer]

39. Never!

What is the point? Hopefully if you're fucking somebody you are good enough friends so that you can come clean with them if you're just not gonna get there.

If I'm tired of trying, I just tell my huz, "I'm not gonna come this time, you go ahead, honey." He has no problem with that.

[sendero]

40. I' ve never faked one....

... and personally, I don't think a woman could fake one for me undetected, there are certain physiological manifestations of a female
orgasm that would be very tough to fake :)

I guess there have been a few times when it became clear to me that I wasn't gonna make it, I just slowly quit and say "I'm not gonna make it tonight" :)

[piece sine]

42. honesty is the best policy....

most partners understand: "Sweetie, I'm too pooped to pop." Horny devil that I am, I've personally never said it but it's a big world out there.

[BiggJawn]

43. Yeah, and I'm a GUY!

Make the noises, the hip thrusts, the girl was so naive, she didn't catch on that I didn't leave anything behind....
Gawd, was she a waste of time! Went home and had a MUCH more satisfying solo performance.....

[ironflange]

44. It's easy for a guy to fake it

if he's using a condom. I've done it a couple of times, the wife gets really upset if I don't join her in la-la land. However, now that I'm fixed, it's a little harder to fake it. Well, at least I don't have to wear raincoats any more.