hey crackhead

[Moochy]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html

hey crackhead... lol this rant from craigslist made me laugh!

*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***

[Heidi]

1. It's sort of harsh . . .

but this part sort of "cracked" me up:

YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?

I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you don't. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing you do is crack. How do you get by without a crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you non-stop.