I Keep My Uncle Leon In My Closet

[Syrinx]

Anyone have a problem with that?

[Bossy Monkey]

1. But how do you feel about fat babies? n/t

[Syrinx]

4. fat babies got that fat baby smell

And they ain't got no pride. Man, I disrespect them fat babies!

[xmas74]

2. 100,000 people lost their Medicaid coverage in MO recently.

You gotta keep your family somewhere since they are closing down centers.
I think Matt Blunt would be fine w/ that.

[Syrinx]

6. If the Pugs stay in charge...

A lot more of us are going to have our uncles in the closet, eating potted meat and vienna sausages. Revolution Now!

[xmas74]

7. Exactly.

At least Blunt's actions have caused him to now have one of the lowest governors approval rates in the US (last I heard he had dropped into the late 20's).
Assholes like him might turn things around for the Dems in '06 and '08 after all.

[Syrinx]

9. I confess I don't know a lot about the Missouri governor

Would he run for president? And if he was elected, would it be safe to let Leon out of the closet?

[xmas74]

11. All that you need to know is that his dad

is Roy Blunt (yep, that Roy Blunt).
I think I've answered every question that you might ever ask about him. He's an ass-just like daddy.
And Uncle Roy will die on the streets w/ them in office.

[Syrinx]

13. I think me and Leon misunderstood

Now, Leon has actually locked the closet door from the inside. He's whimpering "I'm skeered!."

[xmas74]

16. Just don't move to MO and you'll be ok.

[Syrinx]

18. me and Leon are in Alabama

There's a chance Roy Moore will be the next governor. I think that's why Leon is in there in the first place.

[Rocinante]

3. I keep my cousin Fred in the closet

I hope to hell he stays there.

[Syrinx]

5. I throw in a can of viennas or potted meat twice a week

Just to keep Leon quiet.

[Rocinante]

8. I wish it was that easy with Fred

Man he's been a publicity hog since I was a little kid. And he don't seem all that good looking, but he's rich.

[Syrinx]

10. is he all pale with warts and moles like Leon?

And he's rich? Must be a Republican or with the mob.

[Rocinante]

12. You nailed it

He's guilty on all counts. ;-)

[Syrinx]

14. a pale Republican mobster with warts and moles...

Is he friends with Fred Mertz, or the actor who played Fred Mertz. This is an important matter... I'm from the Federal Bureau Of Misinvestigation!

[Rocinante]

15. Holy damn

I'm Fred Mertz. I am an Ethel fucker. I confess. Please don't hurt me.

[Syrinx]

17. ewww!

You're an Ethel fucker? You're free to go.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. What did we do when Uncle Ted was here?

[Syrinx]

20. It's Uncle LEON! Won't you pay ATTENTION!!!?

:)

[Warren DeMontague]

21. Leon, Shmeon.

It's still a funny line.

[Syrinx]

22. ha!

:rofl:

[Theres-a]

23. I wear grandmothers ring

She had a tooth of gold.:7

[arwalden]

24. Most Folks Just Display Urns On The Mantel Or On A Shelf.

... but I suppose the closet is a good place too.