I DARE DS1 to call Matcom - Democratic Underground

yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:37 AM
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I DARE DS1 to call Matcom

And tell him he has a 6:30 T time, but someone cancelled and does Matcom want to join.

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:39 AM
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1. hmmm, doesn't sleep, demands feeding, and tries to cause trouble

are you some sort of demon?

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:42 AM
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3. I thought you liked my devilish side?

*pout*

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:42 AM
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4. Sorry

Just beyond my prank phone call years ;-)

besides, he's probably already up taking that ugly ass dog out for a piss

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:46 AM
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5. Well, it's not like I would do it either

but it's fun to dare you to do it.

Can't he just toss the dog out in the back yard? How annoying would that be - more so in January of course.

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:48 AM
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6. Or just not feed it

in the first place :shrug:

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:52 AM
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7. That might put him in Mrs. Matcom's bad books

He could demand better bladder control. He was in the army, right? What about a doggy boot camp.

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:54 AM
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8. Or just leave him in the new washing machine

Take him out when the timer goes off, then start an empty wash

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:58 AM
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9. It would be just WRONG

to waste that much water every night.

Think of the environment!

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:59 AM
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10. ok fine, throw some clothes in too

maybe the tablecloth

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:02 AM
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11. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I think I'd rather let the little bugger piddle on the floor. It's not like I'd have to clean it up.

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:04 AM
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12. Whaat?

You're the one that's concerned about wasting water!

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:07 AM
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13. I live in a land of plenty

Edited on Mon Aug-01-05 05:08 AM by yvr girl

I don't need to count urine as water....or beer.

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:10 AM
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14. Maybe with the right sort of harness, he could hang Remy up outside

his window on the clothesline. He'll get some fresh air, can just 'relax' and nature will take its course, he can frolick with the songbirds...

Win win for both!

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:15 AM
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15. You are very inventive

I bet you're handy too.

I'm not sure about the 'outside his window' part. Doesn't Remy make heavy breathing sounds? He looks like he would. A bit of distance would be a good thing. Now the greyhounds that Mrs. Matcom wants could go right outside the window.

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:17 AM
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16. I could make Remy 'the rabbit'

Remy cleans himself out in fear, and the greyhounds get a morning workout

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:27 AM
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17. Another sound plan

Edited on Mon Aug-01-05 05:58 AM by yvr girl

But what role will Pumpkin play?

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Heidi

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Mon Aug-01-05 04:40 AM
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2. Seconded. (nt)

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matcom

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:49 AM
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18. SHIT! I'm LATE!

*runs to grab his balls*

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yvr girl

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:54 AM
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19. umm.....ermmmm...

don't you keep them with you? :shrug:

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:57 AM
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20. oops

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:06 AM
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21. Don't grab my balls, dude

It's not polite

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matcom

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:07 AM
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22. but yours have superior

dimples

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