Ok, misunderestimator is just freaking me out.

[LynneSin]

I heard she has that affect on everyone!

[JimmyJazz]

1. I hear she posts in code.

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

2. I heard she's cheap on the toasters

x(

[JimmyJazz]

10. Well, here's the one she gave me when I was runner up to matcom

in the Official Lounge Lesbian contest:



It pretty, but I just don't know where to put the batteries :silly:

[LynneSin]

14. All I got was this thing which looks like something my grandma used ...

.back in the 1950's

[JimmyJazz]

15. I think she knows you aren't really a lesbian.

Because here's what she gave to matcom:



I'm just saying - I think she can spot a fraud, ya know? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

17. So basically she was gypping me with this cheesy-ass coffee heater

I thought I was special

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

18. Coffee heater? Is that what she told you that is?

She's such a liar....I'd tell you what the really is, but I don't want my post to be deleted :silly:

[LynneSin]

20. Wait, she told me this was a back massager...

It came from Brookstone!

[Misunderestimator]

23. Oh I see you did get that...

What the heck are you complaining about then?

[LynneSin]

29. I feel like there is a secret subliminal message you're trying to send me

:scared:

[Misunderestimator]

30. Either you figure out what that is, or you need to return that...

and you'll be responsible for a nominal repacking fee in addition to the shipping cost.

[LynneSin]

32. um, but I've used it

it's real handy for reaching those itches on my back. My cats like it too

[Misunderestimator]

33. My cat used to freak out...

oh.. never mind.... :blush:

:yoiks:

[Misunderestimator]

19. Don't lie... I sent you this...

[progmom]

22. uh...what is that?

:scared:

[Misunderestimator]

24. It's a secret... want one?

[progmom]

26. it's awfully tantalizing

but terribly scary. :scared:

[Misunderestimator]

28. Yes, it's a paradox no... the more tantalizing because of its scariness.

[Misunderestimator]

21. And that was only as a dowry for his wife...

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

25. You mean he really isn't the Official Lounge Lesbian? Is the spot

now vacant? Can I reapply for the...erm...position? :crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

27. I think you really do have to be a lesbian for that...

but maybe I'm being unreasonable... :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

34. some people are sooooooo picky.

:P

[blm]

3. Not me. She's got that Bowie thing that is sizzle-inducing.

Of course, that COULD be considered freaking out...heheh.

[Misunderestimator]

4. It's a freakout virus! And I've infected the lounge...

:cry:

[Wetzelbill]

5. I heard she.....

I better just shut up I think. :)

[Misunderestimator]

6. I heard you better be careful how I interpret you...

:P

[Wetzelbill]

7. I am on my best behavior and have been for a while now.....

It's called the calm before the storm, so you better watch yourself. :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

8. Aha! I knew there had to be an agenda...

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

9. Puhleeze, I'm not this good by any means

My plan is to slowly win you over then strike with my attack, lose badly, retreat and start all over again. The beatings will become a cycle at that point. Very similar to how the DLC runs elections. :)

[Misunderestimator]

11. Yes, I've seen that pattern emerging...

;) :P

[Wetzelbill]

13. I better leave before I give away all my tactics...

:)

[progmom]

12. wink wink, nudge nudge

i heard she's the queen bee!

[Heidi]

16. She's been reading my thoughts all day.

And I've had just about enough of it, I'll tell ya. :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

31. I'm thinking that you need to start a thread about that...

:rofl:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. Do you think if I am real nice to her, she'll freak me out too?