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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:30 PM
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Can you parallel pork?
Just askin. :shrug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:31 PM
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1. I think gay guys do that all the time!
:wow:


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:32 PM
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2. Thanks, HypnoToad.
That sort of information is _exactly_ why I asked.
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Tallison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:32 PM
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3. Tell me how it works, and I'll find out!
I'll try anything once... :)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:32 PM
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4. You're a librul, aintcha? (nt)
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:34 PM
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5. Vertical pork is easier.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:46 PM
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8. Please explain.
(I'm a novice.)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 01:02 PM
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13. Agreed...
Vertical is hard. Perpendicular would be the easiest.
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:38 PM
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6. I can.... with my eyes closed....
As a summer job many years ago in Miami I delivered office supplies. Drove a van that didn't have rear side windows. Downtown on one way streets I had to park on either side of the street or couldn't make the delivery. So I learned to PP without being able to see. The key is to get the angle correct before you start to back up.

I was in DC with my aunts barrowed car. Had a car full of people including my junior high school aged nephew who was near to getting his drivers license. I needed to PP and my wise ass Neph said.,.. "let's see if unc can PP this car." I said, "Jamie? Who's the best PPer you've ever seen? (Then easily parked the car perfectly 6 inshes from the curb.) You're looking at him."

I'm the best PPer anyone's EVER seen.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:41 PM
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7. Welcome to DU and the parallel PORK thread!
Might I direct your PPing talents to the parallel PARKING thread? (Sorry, friend, this is a hideous copycat thread based on the link below.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3770343&mesg_id=3770343
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:47 PM
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9. No sex threads!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:49 PM
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10. Oops.
I guess the fun really _is_ over. :cry:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 01:18 PM
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16. Primates clamoring for fourms without sex? Indeed.
Now I have heard everything.
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:51 PM
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11. oh, yeah...
just ask my wife:rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 12:52 PM
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12. I'm afraid she'll need to register and speak for herself.
Edited on Mon Aug-01-05 12:53 PM by Heidi
But if you'd like to give a deposition, please see the "Can your paralegal pork?" thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3770645

:hi:
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 01:05 PM
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15. i'll admit...
i can't paralegal pork. but parallel, now that's another story. my wife is not available right now, so you'll have to take my word for it.:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 01:04 PM
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14. I thought that was called the missionary position
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