Is this the dumbest-looking super hero you have ever seen?

[brainshrub]

Looks like the Conservatives are going to make this a weekly series. This should be fun.

www.pabaah.com

ON EDIT: Hmmm...looks like I can't link this picture directly from the pabaah website. DU must be blocked! *surprise* :eyes:

I'll host the pic on my own server, but it's down right now. (Murphey's law if I've seen it.) In the meantime you can see the newest Republican superhero at www.pabaah.com

[Patriot_Spear]

1. Armbands and Black boots...

Looks like a proto-Nazi uniform to me.

[mac56]

4. That was the first thing I thought of!

A powder-blue stormtrooper uniform! Oooh, kinky.

[brainshrub]

5. I would say it looks...so...well...Gay!

I mean this with all due respect to gay DUers...but doesn't this character look like he should be in some gay-porn comic strip?

My brother, who is gay, hates it when straight-people call something "gay". But I don't know what else to call this! :shrug:

[supernova]

7. Ambiguously Gay Duo

He looks a like Robert Smigel's Anbiguously Gay Duo. He'd fit right in, so to speak. ;-)



http://www.quicktimeflix.net/agd/

edit: added link

[meegbear]

9. I'm gay ...

and I have to say ... that does look lame!

[Angelus]

2. well, if you wanna call dubya a "superhero"

that action figure is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. they also forgot to stuff his crotch to an abnormally large size. what a joke that figure is.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Did you see the link to this...bloody hilarious

http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/

[southpaw72]

6. pabaah?

couldn't they come up with a better acronym? sounds like someone coughing up a ball of phlegm.

i love their boycott list. don't take your kids to see "elf," they'll be brainwashed by the left wing hollywood conspiracy....

[supernova]

11. Signees to NION petition

A good 3/4 of the list were petition signees, nothing more. :crazy:

[southpaw72]

16. boycott ELF!

This insidious anti-American film prominently features a RED SUITED FOREIGNER named "Santa" (rearrange the letters to see who is really being portrayed!) who actively engages in undermining the moral and economic foundations of America by GIVING AWAY TOYS. Not only does such underhanded foreign competition endanger America's hard working toy manufacturers, this SANTA figure also corrupts our MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE, namely our children, by encouraging them to just sit around and EXPECT HANDOUTS, rather than working like every one else to earn the money to buy their own toys. This so-called "Christmas spirit" will lead to an ENTIRE GENERATION of Americans who will do nothing but put their STOCKINGS on the mantle and sit around on their lazy asses sucking off the PUBLIC TEAT.

As true, red blooded Americans, we must PUT AN IMMEDIATE STOP to this nefarious Santa figure and all that he represents. We must teach our children that their proper place is in the sweatshops and factories of this great country, earning good twopenny wages for their 9-hour days. This NON-CHRISTIAN COMMUNIST from the North Pole wants to SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE and CORRUPT YOUR FAMILY! and the VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY that is called HOLLYWOOD, minions of its evil mastermind ED ASNER, wants to help him do it!

[Kamika]

8. OK looks lke some pseudo SS/homosexual guy

I think he looks "interesting" lol

[supernova]

12. I don't see the link either Kamika

But I visited the site for a few minutes I'll never get back. :P :puke:

[regularguy]

10. Don't diss the President, or the "Patriot" will shut your ass up

by doing 12,000 situps. Just try it!

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[Paragon]

14. Reminds me of that MTV Spider-Man parody

Jack Black, in a send-up of the drawing-ideas-for-the-costume montage:

"Not gay enough...still not gay enough...exactly the right amount of gay!"

[Fenris]

15. Worst. Website. Ever.

"Hey Hollywood...you're fired"? What is this crap?

Man, this site proves just how utterly stupid the conservatives are. Boycotting Hollywood? Ed Asner is a communist?

And WHO is al Quada?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

17. love the picture

Whew! thank god we got Iraq checked off and the war is over and we can rest assured that Saddam's army won't canoe over here and invade. now on to more important things, like destroying the DNC. I swear to god you can't parody half this freeper garbage it's so ridiculous.

[southpaw72]

20. al quada

Albert Quada, the guy holding the sign?

[blueraven95]

18. maybe its just me but...

doesn't it seem weird that a bunch of the people on the boycott list, that is the people who "betrayed" the United States aren't even American citizens. I mean, the implication is that not only can't citizens be angry with our government, but neither can the rest of the world (those people who did not have a say in who got elected, but now have to deal with the consequences).

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Damn that Hugh Grant! That well known socialist disrupter!

[TrogL]

21. It crashed my browser

Conspiracy!!!

[Cat Atomic]

22. I don't see any superhero on that site.

Did they move it or something?