And when there was only one butt-cheek print in the sand,

[asthmaticeog]

it was then that I carried you.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. ...

One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some strange prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?"
Those prints are large and round and neat,
"But Lord, they are too big for feet."

"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you along.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."

"You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt."

"Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

[asthmaticeog]

3. !

That yours?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. No..it's anonymous..been around for years

[alphafemale]

6. Sounds a bit like Dr. Suess!

Loved it. The "Footprints" has always irritated me a bit as the anthem of the perpetually needy.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

2. Like this?

[ForrestGump]

5. I thought it was a Pat Boone song

[moof]

8. NO, it's a Jimmy Buffet song

[kodi]

7. yet another half-assed song?

.

[Susang]

9. And where were you two going?

Hmmm?

[WCGreen]

10. It's the gay version....