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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:04 PM
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My Dog is Tom Cruise
"I have to tell you, things are good. I am . . . I am . . . Whooo! . . . I am very good. I just returned from a walk and . . . ha! Things. Are. Good. I’ve got a bowl of hard kibble with some soft stuff mixed in. My name’s on the bowl! I am passionate about this lamb-and-rice recipe. What’s been going on? haha! I’m so in love with this bitch! hahaha! I can’t . . . I’m so . . . I can’t restrain myself. hahahahahaha! We met at the park. She was in the run for little dogs . . . ’cause she’s, well . . . ha! She’s petite. And I was over in the big run and . . . I am in love. I can’t be cool. This bitch is . . . I have total respect for her. Yesterday on my five o’clock, I just sniffed her ass for a while and then we frolicked."

http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/050725sh_shouts
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:05 PM
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1. I read that article...
...I was embarrassing myself laughing in public. :rofl:
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:06 PM
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2. It took me 3 tries to finish that last week, I was laughing so hard
Brought it to work and everyone loved it.

We think Tom Cruise is a Jack Russell terrier.
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StuckinBFE Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:11 PM
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3. Oh that is funny.
Does this mean my dog is a Scientologist cause I defiantly did not raise her that way.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:20 PM
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4. This is why I don't wish my dogs could talk
If my Shar-pei could talk, he would talk just. Like. This. My Chow wouldn't say shit except to order us around, but the 'pei would totally talk like some coked-up cult adhereant.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:22 PM
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5. LOL!
Do not even want to think about what my pitbull mix would say...
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 03:26 PM
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6. I couldn't finish it...
Edited on Mon Aug-01-05 03:26 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
The words are blurred by my tears of laughter! :rofl:
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