Time for another Let Me Answer Questions About Shit That I Don't Know

[MrScorpio]

I just may surprise some of you guys.

Gimme a try

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. What's a better pet: a goat or a raccoon?

[MrScorpio]

2. Goat

Gentle, Lawmower, milk makes great cheese, daiurnal, domesticated.

Raccoon: None of those things

Go with the goat.

[bertha katzenengel]

17. I knew it. You're a Raccoon Hater!

Bobtail's gonna get you for that....

[MrScorpio]

20. The day that I eat Raccoon cheese...

Is the day I'll be a raccoon fan

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Get ready. Bobtail's almost tame

and I'm ready to try me some milkin'!

Kidding! I swear I'm kidding! I wouldn't go near that critter.

[Lilith Velkor]

3. What is it about me that drives people insane?

[MrScorpio]

4. Road Rage, from my experience

Not a pretty sight to see

[Lilith Velkor]

18. And me with no car

They must be jealous of all the reading I do on the bus/Metro. :shrug:

[billyskank]

5. Can I install Oracle on my Slackware box?

You did ask. ;)

[MrScorpio]

7. If you want your Oracle to sit around on its ass and eat Cheetos all day

I say, why the fuck not.

[billyskank]

8. I'd better get some Cheetos in then

:D

[In_The_Wind]

6. Gaiasphere

[MrScorpio]

9. I wish that I could vaccinate her against republicans, but alas...

It was not meant to be

[In_The_Wind]

14. I'm trying like hell

but I don't want to touch any of the creeps. republicans

[JimmyJazz]

10. why does it hurt when I go like this?

[MrScorpio]

12. Don't go like this

It's unnatural

[Tikki]

11. Who will be next year's nominees for induction into...

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?...

[MrScorpio]

13. Some old farts, who are well past their prime

When the audience have to use their walkers to give a standing ovation, you know it's time for the band to be put out to pasture.

[bertha katzenengel]

15. Why is our firm's softball team captain begging me -- all 275

lbs of me, haven't played in more than five years, with a right ankle held together loosely by titanium and spaghetti -- to play ball with them tonight?

[MrScorpio]

16. Because its fun and they like you

Take an easy position out in out field

[bertha katzenengel]

19. aw, shucks

and here I thought it was because few of the fields in DC have backstops.

Oooh, that was mean. :evilgrin: