Bush Joke

[RobertSeattle]

(Note: Try not to visualize part of this joke!)

Cheney is giving Bush his daily instructions over lunch at the White House.

Suddenly Cheney begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that he is in real distress, and the Bush turns to him.

"Kin ya swaller? asks Bush.

Cheney shakes his head, NO!

"Kin ya breathe?" asks Bush.

Cheney beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes his head No again.

Bush stands up, pulls Cheney to his feet, unties his belt, and pulls down Cheney's pants. He then pulls down Cheney's underwear and begins to run his tongue up and down Cheney's large buttocks. This shocks Cheney and in a violet spasm the obstruction flies out of his moth, and he begins to breath again.

The Secret Service rushes into the room and ask what happened.

Bush says, "Ya know, I'd heard of the Hind Lick Maneuver, but, I never had to do it before".

[DK666]

1. Thanks For that

Now I will die with that vision burned into my brain....

[GOPisEvil]

2. My mind's eye thanks you EVER SO MUCH!

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