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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 05:40 PM
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If I find the mosquito that has been chewing on me all afternoon...
I am so gonna make it pay...more specifically it will soon be a splatter on an old TV Guide. Dammit I saw it fly around about 10 minutes ago and I lost it before I could get it. I swear that little bugger is playing games with me. My legs itch soooooo bad right now!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 06:02 PM
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1. He's crashed under your sofa
one swollen and sated little dude.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 06:07 PM
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2. Hope you catch him!
Those guys can be dangerous! Splatter him for all of us!

:nuke:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 06:08 PM
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3. I know the West Nile is probably coursing through my veins as I type
unclean!!! unclean!!! :P
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 06:14 PM
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4. I saw my cousin on the front page of the newspaper the other day...
Someone must've rolled it up and squatted him with it! Haha, okay, not funny. Lunch time!

(Ahh, Canadian television nostalgia...which means none of you have any idea what I'm talking about.)

http://www.frightenstein.com/wav/mosquito.wav
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