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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 12:23 PM
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The Clueless Gourmet of all CAPTIONS!!!!
Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 12:26 PM by skip fox


"So Dick says 'Three! It takes three Texans to eat a possum. One to eat, and two to watch for cars.' Then he starts laughing like mad. . . . I mean, like, do you get it? . . . I don't get it at all."
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 12:26 PM
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1. W asks for advice on compassion from the ghost of Spiro Agnew...
Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 12:28 PM by Richardo
See?


Scary! Biden really needs to change his look.
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blueraven95 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 12:35 PM
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2. Thanks!
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 12:39 PM
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3. :-)
:hi: blueraven95
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 12:45 PM
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4. Huh? Where's the Dagobah System? And why would I go there?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 05:29 PM
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5. W: hey, you know the secret handshake ... that felt good ...
... what's that cologne you're wearing ... sweet ... say ... I've got to give some nerds some medals ... go lie to some tech school about ... and, this breaks me up ... training ... as if they're going to be jobs or upward mobility ... losers ... and, of course, pick up the cool one or two million down in North Carolina ... after that ... maybe we could share our cologne collections or play some of the games Jeb and I used to play ... at least, pencil it in???
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 07:19 PM
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6. "Joe, can I pull on your hair transplants? Damn! How'd they do that?"
"Now, I gotta go shave my palms."
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