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Mon Aug-01-05 08:13 PM
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Every time you post on DU, God kills a kitten. Every Lounge post, |
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God kills a kitten, a dog, a spotted owl, a whale, an elephant, a white rhino, and a gar.
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:15 PM
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1. mmmm white meat and dark meat |
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:15 PM
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2. As long as he's not killing ferrets, I'm OK. |
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:15 PM
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3. why only white rhinos? |
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Got a problem with black rhinos? Or Indian, Sumatran, or Javan rhinos?
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:25 PM
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:29 PM
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5. Note: Donkeys are spared. |
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:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:
She's smarter than I thought!
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:31 PM
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Has God been talking to you through the voices in your head again. :7 :hi:
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:40 PM
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What in God's good name is a GAR?
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:41 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-01-05 08:42 PM by KG
gar Related: Vertebrates
member of the family Lepisosteidae, freshwater fishes found in the warmer rivers and lakes of the S United States, Central America, Mexico, and the West Indies. Gars are highly predacious and destroy many useful fish. They are cylindrical fishes with long jaws and formidable teeth; their peculiar armature of diamond-shaped platelike scales, composed of a hard inorganic salt, is often found also in fossil fish. The largest species is the 9-ft (275-cm) alligator gar of the Mississippi valley. Others are the long-nosed gar ( Lepisosteus osseus ), the spotted gar, and the short-nosed gar. The name garfish is sometimes used for the gar but is more correctly applied to the saltwater gar (see needlefish ). Gars are classified in the phylum Chordata , subphylum Vertebrata, class Osteichthyes, order Lepisosteiformes, family Lepisosteidae.
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:47 PM
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10. Thank you so much, my dear KG! nt |
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:42 PM
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9. As long as he doesn't touch rats.. I'm a happy camper |
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Mon Aug-01-05 08:58 PM
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11. Untrue!! For every DU post, another pimple grows on a Republican ass. |
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It's in the Bible. Somewhere in Exodus. or Revelations. :P
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Mon Aug-01-05 09:01 PM
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12. It's not "Revelations" it's "Revelation" - actually THE Revelation to John |
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Not plural, but singular.
Anyway, it would be great if pimples grew on the asses of republicans. Of course, that's the excuse they use then not to serve in the military while they stand outside the military and say "Bring it on!" and "We support you!"
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Mon Aug-01-05 09:47 PM
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13. Well, there are a lot of posts here. |
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I suppose those pimples really hurt.
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Mon Aug-01-05 09:48 PM
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Mon Aug-01-05 09:49 PM
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15. Then God posts in the Lounge |
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Mon Aug-01-05 09:50 PM
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a kitten masturbates.
Or God.
one of the two.
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Mon Aug-01-05 11:48 PM
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18. Or, you're god, and somebody just posted. |
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If you are God, PM me, I have a few requests :D
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Mon Aug-01-05 11:22 PM
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17. What if I post on DU while NOT masterbating for a change? Will that help? |
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I mean, it won't help me--except for typing faster. But will it save the kittens?
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Mon Aug-01-05 11:50 PM
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19. Don't you *dare* get this thread blocked. |
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Until I assertain the possible DU identity of God...
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Mon Aug-01-05 11:52 PM
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20. It won't make a difference |
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unless you're masturbating with kittens. In which case, STOP IT! And God might spare both of you.
Khash.
P.S. I'd hate to ever have to use your keyboard!
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Mon Aug-01-05 11:55 PM
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21. How about this? Does God kill one of these things? |
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:49 AM
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23. Nah, those go over to freerepublic to act as "brains" for the freeps |
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Mon Aug-01-05 11:57 PM
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22. We've killed over 15 million |
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