The Dunkin' Dollop of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. I coulda been a scientist too! I liked to look in microscopes and to dissect a frog and stuff, so I know I woulda been successful. It was just 'cause of math that I didn't become a scientist. Otherwise, hell, it coulda been me winning this medal!"

[Lars39]

1. Must. Not. Kiss. His. Head....Must. Not. Kiss. His. Head.......

:evilgrin:

[onebigbadwulf]

2. You must now wear the scarlett medal for believing in evolution...

you godless infidel.

[LionInWinter]

3. Dang, I missed his head agin ...

Now you stop laffin smartypants, I'm gonna git it this time!

[bushisanidiot]

4. AWOL Removes The Medal of Cowardace From Cheney Sr. & places it on his own

head.

AWOL then shouted "I'm the kind of all cowards everywhere!!. I will send your sons and daughters to fight in my oil war while me and my family are home snug in our beds. Now watch this drive!"

[Guaranteed]

5. "Don't be too flattered.

$3.50. Kmart."

[regularguy]

6. ARISE! Sir Loin of Beef!

Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, Cab of Calloway!

[cosmicdot]

7. W: how'd you like to make some extra cash on the side???

... see, I'm looking for someone who is handy in a lab ... surely, you know what nose candy is ... like, party favors?? ... wow, the cost these days and I rarely carry cash ... plus, and I can't always be in the right place at the right time ... ever been there? I think I can make you an offer that would hard to refuse ... shhhhhh .... ietquay erehay omescay ethay extnay ersonpay ...