ZenLefty
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:34 PM
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Porno, Scottish slang, and the 'c' word |
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So, I'm reading this book by Irvine Welsh called Porno. No, there are no pictures. For those of you not familiar with Mr. Welsh, he's the author of Trainspotting, and Porno is a sort of sequel. "The characters from Trainspotting are back, and in worse shape than ever." The plot, simply put, is they decide they're going to make a porn movie.
Here's an excerpt:
Ah tell the soor-faced c*nt a few tales tae cheer um up a bit, aboot aw the shaggin n bevvyin thit's gaunna be done doon in Sunny Leith, cause the poor bastard's gaunnae ken aw aboot it whin ah'm away. Eh's no goat what it takes tae git by in prison; two fuckin suicide attempts that c*nt's hud in here, n that's jist since eh's been sharin a cell wi me, so fuck knows whit eh wis like before.
How the fuckity fuck can you write a whole novel in Scottish slang? It's bad enough trying to understand Eastenders on the telly - reading it is not much easier!
That, and he uses the 'c' word as if it were a comma. It's probably the most used word in the book, beating out 'the', 'a' and even 'ootside' by a country kilometer! Over here, the 'c' word is offensive enough to start fist fights if you say it to the wrong person. Welsh gives me the impression that over there, it's the equivalent of 'dude'.
After reading that shit for a while, I have a tendency to subconsciously pepper my speech with all sorts of fuckin expletives. I feel like Ozzy Fuckin Ozbourne! I just can't fuckin help it.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:36 PM
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1. Don't watch "Sid and Nancy" |
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chuck full of f*&% and c#@!
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ZenLefty
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:43 PM
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6. Fuck on! Sounds like my kind of fuckin movie. |
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:38 PM
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Isn't that the book that won some prestigious literary prize in the UK and there was some sort of flap about whether it could actually be considered a book written in English? Have never read Mr. Welsh, but I understand he is a pal of one of my favorite writers, Iain Banks.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:42 PM
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5. Ah didnae ken it wur English, either |
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N ye cin tell those fuckin literary chaps t fuck off!
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:14 PM
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"fook off"?
Are you kiddin'? The entire novel is written that way? I couldn't deal, no way. Unless I was prepared to spend a year or more on it.
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:22 PM
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17. Well, I've been reading it since last Christmas |
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on and off, though. And no, he fuckin well spells fuck like it is: fuck. As if the grammar of vulgarity is fuckin well sacrosanct or something. :D
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:43 PM
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28. LOL,"The Year of F*ckin' & C*ntin' "! |
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Jeez, hope you finish it soon, I think!
Okay, the whole "fuck" thing strikes me as weird. It looks like everything else is spelled in accordance with the dialect, but not "fuck"--I mean surely they do say "fook" or something close. Maybe you're right, the word has too much power to be fucked with. :P
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:44 PM
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7. A Banks fan? Good call! |
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I'm a former Lochgilphead resident (if you've read The Crow Road - right next door to (fictional) Gallanach)
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:07 PM
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I remember the opening sentence, one of the best ever: "It was the day my grandmother exploded."
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:29 PM
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26. Good God. More than two Banks fans. Wonders not ceasing! |
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:45 PM
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If you're talking about the same Iain Banks who writes the "Culture" sci-fi novels. That opening line definitely sounds like something he would write!
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:48 PM
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30. Dirty Little Secret. Banks calls himself Iain Banks for the non-sci-fi |
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and Iain M Banks for the Culture stuff. Most Slack Pseudonym Ever!
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:50 PM
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Y'know, I wasn't even aware he wrote non-sci-fi; I must check that out. I absolutely love his writing.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:40 PM
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3. I read that book a while back. |
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I didn't really enjoy it much. They should've had a translation along with the text -- you know, like they have Chaucer's original Middle English on one page and have the modern translation on the facing page.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:44 PM
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8. I can only read it for a half hour or so |
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It takes an effort; real slow going. And then I find myself thinking in Scottish for a while after I put the book doon. Really.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:41 PM
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4. when I lived in west sussex is WAS the equivalent of dude |
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:46 PM
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10. Is it used when speaking about women? |
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Welsh uses it to describe other men, hardly ever calls a woman the 'c' word.
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:25 PM
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22. It is an epithet most commonly used |
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amongst men, towards other men. Say that in front of a Scottish women? Are you kidding! }(
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:26 PM
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23. usually applied to men |
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I don't think I ever heard it applied to women
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:45 PM
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9. Yeah, the C word is considerable less explosive over there. |
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Particularly in the Central Belt of Scotland.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:47 PM
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11. Try watching Scottish footy |
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Nobody seems to want to score, and on the few instances when you can hear the announcers, you can barely understand them with those thick Northern English accents.
BTW, Eastenders is Cockney, that's the accent.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:54 PM
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12. The Scottish tradition relies more on crippling the opponents |
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than bothering too much about the goals. Airdrie, Dundee United, Dunfermline and Falkirk are the worst culprits. Dundee play up a good game, though. I am deeply biased.
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:02 PM
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:32 PM
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27. Still, there is some flair there. Henrik Larson is extraordinary. |
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HL is the best thing to happen to Scottish Football in donkeys years.
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:49 PM
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:23 PM
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how does that thing work?
I hold the mouse, center the bar and it still hits a low line drive that goes half way?
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:24 PM
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Different sport, but that game is hard.
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:24 PM
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21. It's all in the timing |
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You have to release the mouse button when it's closest to the yellow line for a straight kick. Otherwise it's too hard or too soft.
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:27 PM
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24. you have to be a mouse maestro |
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:23 PM
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It's no Scottish slang, likeways, it's ra barrie rumblings o'Embra's schemie gadges. ;)
Most of Irvine's novels are based in Edinburgh and the coloquialisms used in his books are those of the poorest parts of Edinburgh. Having lived in Edinburgh for 10 years ( I know live in London ), and lived in many of the areas of Edinburgh writes about I can say that the way he writes is authentic.
My personal opinions is that Porno is more a sequel to Trainspotting the film than it is to Trainspotting the novel. It is also a sequel to the book "Glue"
Aye, ma gadgie, c*nt, in some parts of Scotland, can be used as a comma or as a replacement of "dude".
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Fri Nov-07-03 02:28 PM
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25. That's what I like about it |
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It reads very authentic. Having grown up on the 'wrong side of the railroad tracks' myself, it reads quite real. The characters aren't much different than the poorest parts of Schenectady NY.
I'm kind of glad I didn't read Trainspotting, then. This book is enough of a challenge. If I finish it, I'll move on to other Welsh books.
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